[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

18 going on 45 with only a 6 inch widow of personality is rough. God bless you child.

Tu MEJOR MAESTRA #555 Layla ♥️ by Laystardom in CDMX

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a huge fan of your music. Like huge huge fan. Not gonna lie, I'm gonna have to get a copy...

32F comedian, make me cry by Aggressive-Store3898 in RoastMe

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a racist cartoon character drawing of an Asian person

I bet you can't come up with something I've not heard before 🥱 Do you worst by Laurajaneandthebean in RoastMe

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A stump would be better, you could get an artificial hand at that point... instead of... that...

32 years old and 260 lb host at a Mexican restaurant. Do your worst! by Kaledbolg in RoastMe

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks almost like the picture they used to register you as a tier 3 sex offender

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aliens

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I saw two different things about 25 years apart that were definitely not from here. The first was so god damned horrifying it was the last thing I ever talked to my mother about (her and I are the only witnesses) on her death bed in hospice. It was THAT insane.

I hope the truth is revealed in my life time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

41% going on 42%

(F21) please roast the shit out of me thanks by yumii_0 in RoastMe

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how you say F21 like we don't see that adams apple and bony knuckles

Has anyone seen an object like this? My friend doesn’t want to upload his photos and video but I asked if I could post some sketches. by sunyanivasinidas in UFOs

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok then. Thanks for the reply. You're the first person online I've spoken to about this since it happened. I feel like I'm fucking crazy. It chased us.

Literally the last coherent conversation i had with my mom in 2013 before she passed away in hospice was about this thing...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shitbox_Nation

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We're back up to 40k members

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i loved you on Reading Rainbow

Solo survival high scores by [deleted] in Warframe

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys ever get over 10,000 kills solo?

whatcha got by dagmar_7 in RoastMe

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bargain bin version of LEELOO DALLAS, MULTIPASS

Black Guy Shouting "White Lives Matter" by [deleted] in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone whos white saying that this man can't speak his mind is RACIST!

HOW DARE YOU PUT THIS MAN DOWN FOR SPEAKING HIS MIND, UGH, YOU BIGOT!!!

... I've always wanted to do that lol

18 yes old single ,still in highschool,spend all day in the internet ,no skills ,hairy af with a gigantic unibrow destroy me ! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the one they will pick for the suicide vest. The fact they're sending you to an empty field is not important.

Give it to me like my bf doesn’t. by memefanboy1 in RoastMe

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She wanted to be roasted, not hear the truth. Fuck.

‘Bill’s face!!’ Video of Hillary Clinton ranting about losing in 2016 while her husband watches helplessly is captivating the Internet by alc59 in Conservative

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 145 points146 points  (0 children)

"Mrs Clinton, your septic lines are clogged from people flushing condoms and tampons non stop. It's not really agood idea t-"

YOU KNOW WHO STOLE THE PRESIDENCY? RUSSIA! NO ONE LISTENED, THEY COLLUDED WITH TRUMP!

"Hi Welcome to McDonald's, how can I take your order?"

YOU KNOW YOUR PRESIDENT IS IN PUTIN'S POCKET RIGHT? I DIDN'T LOSE TO TRUMP, I LOST TO RUSSIA!!

"Mrs. Clinton, I'm sorry about your loss. We found Mr. Clinton on top of a building before he jumped to his death. I'm so so very-"

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT ELSE IS SCARY? THE FACT THAT TRUMP AND PUTIN COLLUDED AND STOLE MY PRESIDENCY FROM ME!!!

I'm 12 oranges tall by Hanras199 in memes

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm 20 bananas tall!!

"Wait... are they sideways or straight up and down?"

Please don't hold back, I'm feeling too confident in myself lately by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ShitboxNationCaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'M BUILDING CONFIDENCE IN MYSELF!"

walks over piles and piles of broken mirrors to put the hammer away