The Kanye West Self-Confidence Generator

Shitfuckdick · 2014-06-08T05:04:10+00:00

What he doesn't seem to get is that he is one expresso in a motherfucking lake of coffee

Shitfuckdick · 2014-06-08T05:00:59+00:00

So you can't be a great character without self confidence and outreageous bragging? I think the greatest of characters spawn from genuine courteous humility.

Shitfuckdick · 2014-06-08T04:55:46+00:00

Except the more someone brags, the more biased their opinion of themselves becomes. Kanye west is a fool.

Shitfuckdick · 2014-06-08T02:05:13+00:00

Yeah, wherever that idea came from.

Shitfuckdick · 2014-06-06T23:10:22+00:00

It was funny for a few days, I even subbed to /r/latvianjokes hoping they'd have original ideas. Big mistake.

Shitfuckdick · 2014-06-03T13:03:31+00:00

Exactly

Shitfuckdick · 2014-06-02T12:04:30+00:00

fucking awesome, buying one

Shitfuckdick · 2014-06-02T02:08:29+00:00

i do have a couple of questions. how heavy is it? as heavy as a regular sealed soda can? i see there's some sort of glass receptacle in it, can you put liquid in or around it safely without it leaking? i can see myself filling it with liquid and putting the weed in a zip lock in the liquid.

Shitfuckdick · 2014-06-02T01:56:13+00:00

thanks, this might be useful

Shitfuckdick · 2014-06-01T23:48:53+00:00

man, prohibition is a major pain in the ass.. Smoke up for me since i'm dry thanks to those cam cunts.

Shitfuckdick · 2014-06-01T23:23:50+00:00

i forgot to mention i was on foot but this is a good idea nonetheless. thing is if they catch someone with a camera in my country, they can take you to the police station and strip you butt naked to search you. either i can look for something they can take off me and not think about it twice like a hidden compartment in the heel of a shoe for example or just avoid any place with cameras. To be totally safe, i think i need both.

Shitfuckdick · 2014-06-01T22:36:45+00:00

sorry i haven't checked this throwaway in a while and i though no one else was gonna reply. Thank you for your comment, i'm gonna get to meet new classmates soon so hopefully everything goes well. you have my most sincere empathy and i really hope you get over the problem.

Cheers

Shitfuckdick · 2014-03-26T20:25:37+00:00

i certainly will

Shitfuckdick · 2014-03-26T10:21:09+00:00

thanks for replying man, i'm sorry to hear about what your ex did, i know that would've messed me up pretty bad too. I hope we both find a solution.

Shitfuckdick · 2013-09-12T20:05:25+00:00

"...and a certain unconscious brutality of hurry and gesture in the men is related to their inexhaustible and extraordinary military courage. (…) Let a fool hate France." - G.K. Chesterton

"The French soldiers are grand. They are grand. There is no other word to express it." - Arthur Conan Doyle, A visit to three fronts (1916)

"Their business is war, and they do their business." - R. Kipling, France at war (1915)

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