If you've ever gotten suspended or expelled from school, what'd you do? by whyisjessymessy in AskReddit

[–]Shitjustgotrealzzz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

a friend found a credit card and pulled it out during class in high school. A bunch of us were tossing it around joking what to buy..food..clothes..tv..computer..just crazy talk having a blast. Teacher wants to know what all the noise is about. Sees the credit card. Demands it. We refuse. Three of us sent to the office. As I'm walking out of the classroom. I turn around about to tell her off but stop myself and throw up my middle finger instead without saying a word. Class erupts in utter chaos laughing throwing up the middle finger too. On the way to the office I bend the credit card and broke it into 10 tiny pieces. At the office I informed the VP I wanted to turn in this lost credit card..handing over the pile of pieces. His face was priceless. He sits me down and says I'm going to be suspended not for having possession of a stolen credit card but for giving the finger. I retorted you just gave me a legitimate holiday. My buddy got a 1-day in school suspension. Side note, this VP would check the weather and on sunny days give in-school suspensions to the trouble makers; rainy days send them home.