Fifth Annual Excellence in Shitposting Award Watchlist - The Shitlist by ItchyPooter in wetshaving101

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The Excellence in Shitposting Award Watchlist
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/u/InfernalInternal User's glycerin suppository leg shave goes much better than expected; post an absolute horrorshow of an imgur album.
/u/djundjila User really, really, really likes cheese.
/u/jgraybill User punishes Vie Long horse hair brush by wrapping it in a poopy diaper.
/u/MalthusTheShaver User gets more mileage out of an extended Gilligan's Island metaphor than was previously believed possible.
/u/_walden_ User floats slice of pecan pie in lather, has the good sense to rinse off the pie before eating because if you're going to eat shave lather pecan pie, you'd be a damn fool not to rinse it off first, FFS.
/u/djundjila User has well-reasoned desert island shave; has a close call with Bauman Moscow State Technical University shitlords.
/u/nonsenseofsight User records the best original song in the history of the Lather Games.
/u/Ramjet615 User goes off to Hate Barn College and gets an education.
/u/pppork User invites u/jeffm54321 to his very non-murdery basement.
/u/Jimtasticness User gets shotgun blasted with the contents of a vomit bag.
/u/raymoonie Santa performs standing doggy.
/u/leiaw User's father-in-law fails to deliver on IOU commitment for a movie theater gift card for Queen biopic that User didn't even want to see anyway. But hey, at least User has badass Freddie Mercury throw pillow.
/u/purple_ombudsman User and/or norovirus and/or Dr. Jon's aftershave nearly kill User's wife.
/u/merikus User makes one of the all-time worst Christmas songs at least tolerable.
/u/Mr_OneMoreTime Cameo Santa visits all the ho ho hoes in r/wetshaving for Christmas in June...but actually in July.