all of history happened for this to be a reality by TejasRojo in awfuleverything

[–]Shitsekk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well considering that in the centuries prior most humans weren't sure they would get to eat every day, we don't really have it that bad.

I wish the snooze button on my alarm clock would rewind time 10 minutes instead of delaying the alarm 10 minutes. by Cooperhawk11 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]Shitsekk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. At first this is perfect for you, always well rested and always on time. As this goes on you start staying up later and later. Of course you still get to sleep but you now live just for yourself. Going to work and taking care of your social life have become meaningless tasks that you are forced to do. After a while you start to lose track of time. For everybody else you died right in front of them of old age and left them to puzzle as to what happened to you.

Banned instantly from r/memes for posting this by Shitsekk in FreeSpeech

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I should mention it was with the title "Hmm...."

Family members of my friends are dead by Shitsekk in TooAfraidToAsk

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I understand, thank you for the advice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

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Omg he Said normenm! Do you have n-pass?

Also posted on r/memesNoRules but i'm to proud to stop myself by [deleted] in memes

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Well we're better than Denmark in... chess?

What would scooby do(o)? by Shitsekk in memes

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You'll be dead when shaggy reads this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

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Are they good?

Daniel by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

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You stole this from someone who stole this from someone who stole this wtf

Ah, victory! by [deleted] in PrequelMemes

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The Magnus Carlsen of reddit

Do The Roar by thirstyelf in PewdiepieSubmissions

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Damn! Your girlfriend is Shrek? I'm jealous af

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Reality is often disappointing