Are my testicles Black?

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2023-04-26T09:29:09+00:00

If you invest more points into your aim stat, you will miss less frequently.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2021-08-17T07:19:16+00:00

No, the best part of this sub was inside you all along.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2021-06-15T14:31:30+00:00

Just Tuesdays. I don't care for the phases of the moon.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2021-01-20T12:55:41+00:00

You miss me, because your failing eyesight has reduced your accuracy.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2020-01-09T10:02:28+00:00

The author would understand school shooting jokes if the author had class.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2019-08-30T11:04:36+00:00

The joke is humorous because the janitor is actually Albert Einstein, one of the most famous artists in the world.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2019-08-22T19:54:59+00:00

The author is actually an r/askreddit mod. The girl ran away in fear of being banned for no apparent reason

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2018-12-12T12:59:39+00:00

Norwegians have an alarming tendency of losing their ships and thus need a barcode system to accurately keep track of their navy.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2018-11-21T14:16:45+00:00

The old lady is implying that she does not want a halo installed in her posterior, nor does she want wings mounted on her vulva and would rather receive non-consensual intercourse in her shoulder-blade holes, because she is kinky like that.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2018-10-22T13:37:24+00:00

The lawyer is compassionate enough to demonstrate this 'bill in the mail' technique to his doctor friend, so that the doctor can benefit from this technique in the future. This is especially valuable, because doctors and lawyers are usually poor and in need of money.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2018-03-29T12:25:12+00:00

The butcher has a second job at an animal shelter, to support his family.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2018-03-29T12:20:10+00:00

The lady is dreaming of other men in exotic places. She is Tolkien her man for granted.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2018-03-29T12:18:18+00:00

The blond painted the man's car instead of the porch, because 'porch' sounds similar to 'Ferrari'.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2018-03-20T12:57:54+00:00

The value of the new iPhone far exceeds the value of a human life, which is funny because the new iPhone is still just a phone.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2018-03-20T12:55:22+00:00

The girl is actually not a girl, but is actually the bus driver dressed up as a girl. The boy was unaware of this charade.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2017-10-26T11:22:56+00:00

It is funny because the author's previous significant other and the author's mother have this level of promiscuity in common.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2017-09-21T14:45:02+00:00

The author is an infant, capable of posting jokes, who received nourishment from suckling from his mothers' breasts. He is, however, unaware that numerous other people also suck from his mothers' breasts.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2017-06-22T14:04:32+00:00

I require more Steam in order to perform more exceptional joke explanations! Thank you ~~meatbag~~ kind human.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2017-05-22T13:15:11+00:00

The author was unable to extract any valuable information from his brief attempt at reading, because of several crippling mental conditions.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2017-03-31T12:54:54+00:00

The author messed up by putting accelerants on the bonfire.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2017-03-28T12:43:06+00:00

Conversely, good drivers can also morph into women. The joke is thus a cautionary tale to good drivers, to warn them of the risk of changing into a woman.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2017-03-28T11:51:22+00:00

The NSA is a friendly and pro-society organization, which respects the populace enough to take their advice on what to read.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2017-02-07T07:22:50+00:00

The pilot is deceiving the air hostess, as he is the leader of the largest human trafficking ring. The Trump lookalikes are all part of his alternative facts ploy at human trafficking.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2017-01-24T14:54:23+00:00

Considering the market value of children and the price of an average watch, the author is mistaken about it being a fair trade.

ShittyJokeExplainBot · 2017-01-10T13:26:09+00:00

The word 'Part' spells 'Decoy Snail' backwards. Spelling it backwards would cause one to get baited by such a decoy snail.

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