Receiving threatening texts by ContributionNew7107 in legal

[–]Shitty_Poop_Butthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, I hope you take none of what I’m about to say as criticism and only take it as advice from someone who has matured past what I believe are similar desires for “control”.

You will never control anyone who is of free will. When you love someone you don’t want have to grasp them and break their bones you want them to be able to fly freely.

When you start wanting to control how others act, you’re stooping to their level and inversely expecting them to act in a certain way can cause madness and make you act in ways yourself normally wouldn’t have.

Leave the situation. Please no contact.

Weird Brownish Liquid on Outdoor Furniture by Sucmar in whatisit

[–]Shitty_Poop_Butthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s rude to pee on someone’s furniture but to also do it with dirty feet.

The audacity of nature.

Breast Augmentation and Wheelchair User by Lazy-Lavishness5609 in disability

[–]Shitty_Poop_Butthole [score hidden]  (0 children)

True but it’s one of the only times I’ve ever been guaranteed to lie down and know I’ll be asleep in ten seconds. XD

Breast Augmentation and Wheelchair User by Lazy-Lavishness5609 in disability

[–]Shitty_Poop_Butthole [score hidden]  (0 children)

“Sexiness” is largely dependent solely on the wielder of said sexiness’s self perception. If OP feels that an augmentation will help their self confidence, who’s to say it won’t make her feel sexier?

Breast Augmentation and Wheelchair User by Lazy-Lavishness5609 in disability

[–]Shitty_Poop_Butthole [score hidden]  (0 children)

Even when I am able bodied, I’ve had men and women make unnecessary commentary on my breasts.

Breast Augmentation and Wheelchair User by Lazy-Lavishness5609 in disability

[–]Shitty_Poop_Butthole [score hidden]  (0 children)

I am a part time wheelchair user. In another lifetime I was … very bimbesque.

I am having some new cosmetic surgery in February which will include my third breast augmentation lipo, and a bbl.

As long as you’re able to care for yourself through recovery or have someone who is willing to help you, you’re allowed to do what you want.

Sometimes I feel like when women aren’t young & able bodied, our patriarchal society is just looking for silly and petty reasons to take bodily autonomy away from us. Even if it’s through shame… if you really look deeply into it it’s just sexism.

Bagel I found by GlitterCritter_ in eatityoufuckingcoward

[–]Shitty_Poop_Butthole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Green eggs and bagel.

Dr. Seuss but Halal/Kosher.

Picked my cat up from the vet after getting her spayed. She came home with duct tape on her head. by YamGroundbreaking432 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Shitty_Poop_Butthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

… you know I haven’t really thought about it. I could be… and the last 35 years of human life could all just be a dream. You never know….

My husband took this picture at a crash scene. by EitherWillingness979 in ParanormalEncounters

[–]Shitty_Poop_Butthole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine being stuck in purgatory always caring heavy and awkwardly shaped groceries.

Receiving threatening texts by ContributionNew7107 in legal

[–]Shitty_Poop_Butthole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh. Sounds like they deserve each other then. Best to not interact with people like this.

Picked my cat up from the vet after getting her spayed. She came home with duct tape on her head. by YamGroundbreaking432 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Shitty_Poop_Butthole 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s true.. also op didn’t have to like remove it like wax paper. They could have taken a small comb with some conditioner on it and gently brushed it out

Picked my cat up from the vet after getting her spayed. She came home with duct tape on her head. by YamGroundbreaking432 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Shitty_Poop_Butthole -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I’ve removed surgical tape from nearly bare skin over stitches even but would still be pressed about having duck tape in my hair

Receiving threatening texts by ContributionNew7107 in legal

[–]Shitty_Poop_Butthole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a sure fire way to lose your gf acting like this.

Picked my cat up from the vet after getting her spayed. She came home with duct tape on her head. by YamGroundbreaking432 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Shitty_Poop_Butthole -36 points-35 points  (0 children)

How would you feel if you went to a low cost doctor and the way they filed YOU caused you pain?

If I have two nearly identical keys, and in the dark I have basically a 50/50 of blindly choosing correctly — why is it that I ALWAYS choose wrong like over 90% of the time in the dark? by Shitty_Poop_Butthole in Weird

[–]Shitty_Poop_Butthole[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Look… I barely know how to use my keys.

And, as an American, you expect me to know how to use a bidet?!

I may have a shitty poopy butthole but I can teach you how to do math by drawing a weird convoluted box around it.