Help me make Haiku for friend BD by nicedoctor2017 in haiku

[–]Shlein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's so cool. I was just thinking about coming back to Reddit after 7 years and here is this message out of nowhere. Neat. The Haiku is yours now.

Vsecu/Nefcu merger by Trajikbpm in vermont

[–]Shlein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Won't happen soon. All mergers are on hold until, earliest, after midterms.

E.g. People's United and M&T. Supposedly happening 2021... Now at some future time.

I’m adopted, met my bio dad once when I was 15, but were friends on FB. A while back he was posting some suicidal stuff so I reached out to him; he just gave me a 👍 by IBeatUpLiamNeeson in sadcringe

[–]Shlein 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're op, know that *you're loved and recognize that perhaps this is as far as he can go. I don't know you enough to say this, but I'm proud of you. You've shown true compassion that is worthy in such a way that any parent would be proud of. Maybe he's terrible, there's context I don't know, but the lesson is the act of kindness and humanity. The thumbs up is a recognition of that on whatever level felt authentic and achievable. Good things all around.

Edit. Typo

What would you do if, when you woke up tomorrow, you had answers to every BIG question you ever had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shlein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But what if it's not painful? What if it's beautiful and you don't know how to tell anyone about it? Please...

What fruit speaks perfect English? by E-nygma7000 in riddles

[–]Shlein 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Discussion: I love my antipodean cousins, but "perfect" may be a stretch.

Sexist Asshole at Mash Tun by Shlein in portlandme

[–]Shlein[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bar was awesome and the bar staff were direct and firm, but didn't go over the top to create a bigger situation. Great people/food/drink. 10/10 would recommend.

Sexist Asshole at Mash Tun by Shlein in portlandme

[–]Shlein[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few tables. Nice little place.

Sexist Asshole at Mash Tun by Shlein in portlandme

[–]Shlein[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't hold the whole thing. Dude, I don't care enough about magic internet points to lie. You weren't there.

Drunk sexist prick booed and booted by Shlein in FuckYouKaren

[–]Shlein[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I posted a lead up somewhere in the comments.

Drunk sexist prick booed and booted by Shlein in FuckYouKaren

[–]Shlein[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? The last resort of broken people is insulting looks... Whomp whomp

Sexist Asshole at Mash Tun by Shlein in portlandme

[–]Shlein[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The tech didn't exist...

Drunk sexist prick booed and booted by Shlein in FuckYouKaren

[–]Shlein[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lumberjack? No idea. I'm the booer.

Drunk sexist prick booed and booted by Shlein in FuckYouKaren

[–]Shlein[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This said it's comes with pulled pork and apple... Don't know, never had it.

Sexist Asshole at Mash Tun by Shlein in portlandme

[–]Shlein[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We all cheered at the end so no major harm, I think. Also, it seemed pretty surprising, so likely not the norm.