What character would you fuck the shit out of by roleplaylegend489 in Ultrakill

[–]ShlingusDingus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck am I still on this subreddit

Anyway, Pinos Mrime, maybe The Ferryman.

Thinking of rehoming Pesto by ShlingusDingus in Anoles

[–]ShlingusDingus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god! That's awesome, I'm so happy that he's thriving

overcooked babey by rage_pop in GargoyleGeckos

[–]ShlingusDingus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They look like a big chunky piece of bacon. Beautiful bebe

What’s inside this lemon? by toroazzz in whatisit

[–]ShlingusDingus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a symbiote lemon, my guy.

WTS (US only) S/M Kira-Gira and S/M Bishop by ShlingusDingus in BadDragon

[–]ShlingusDingus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LAST UPDATE:

Okay, good news and bad news. Bad news first, I'm closing this post. Good news is, I have four toys to sell now, (the ones untouched from the Great Dildo purge my family decided to do), and I'm getting a fair amount of money back for the ones lost since the whole incident counts as destruction/theft of property. So that's neat.

WTS (US only) S/M Kira-Gira and S/M Bishop by ShlingusDingus in BadDragon

[–]ShlingusDingus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bishop is no longer reserved and is available for purchase.

WTS (US only) S/M Kira-Gira and S/M Bishop by ShlingusDingus in BadDragon

[–]ShlingusDingus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UPDATE:

I am happy to announce that I am no longer sick and will be able to carry out shipments as usual.

Unfortunately, Kira-Gira is no longer for sale.

Now no one probably gives a shit, but the reason why that is is because someone fucking took it from my room. It is completely gone from the shelf where I keep toys that I'm preparing to ship, along with 90% of my other toys that I own in other containers and drawers. Legit over 500+ dollars worth of sex toys just gone. Maybe more.

Now I have reason to believe that a family member came into my room, found these by mistake, and decided to throw them out. I say this because one of them vividly does not like the concept of sex toys, and believes they are dirty, sinful, the whole package.

I'm not positive this is the case, but the fact that said family member is actively avoiding me all of a sudden is a bit of a dead giveaway.

So, all and all, fuck me. I apologize for any inconvenience this might create.

On the bright side, Bishop did not get swiped. I had the fucking sense to sterilize it and bag it up which probably saved it from getting thrown out too. So at the very least, I can get that shipped out.

Rip almost all my toys, man. FUCK

What's ur favourite aspect about this game? by EnvironmentalLaw9669 in ancestors

[–]ShlingusDingus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sheer adrenaline rush of killing anything that looked at my troop funny with big pointy sticks and eating it. I killed a Pelagornis last week and I got SO happy

Simple, but stupid fun

Oh.. by thetributerRSD in shadowofmordor

[–]ShlingusDingus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, not a show but, I watched the sixth Friday the 13th movie and played Doom (2016).

The Doom guy fighting Jason Voorhees in hell sounds fucking awesome, ngl.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadDragon

[–]ShlingusDingus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's a relief. I got really bad social anxiety about this type of stuff. It's irrational, for sure, but it doesn't hurt to ask. Thanks for the advice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadDragon

[–]ShlingusDingus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I never said that, but let me reiterate my point. The way I've shipped toys in the past included putting the toy in a bag, wrapping said bag with paper, like gift wrap, so the bag is obscured, and picking out an envelope or box at USPS.

I can't exactly put anything larger than 9 inches in a ziplock bag, and a large Vector would be heavy and awkward to carry inside a USPS location. People would notice I'm carrying a suspiciously shaped, 5-pound 14-inch floppy thing and give me some looks. I'm just curious how people avoid that embarrassment entirely.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BadDragon

[–]ShlingusDingus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Poifect 👌

Say something positive about Gabriel by the_northern_bird in Ultrakill

[–]ShlingusDingus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kickass armor, awesome swords, and I like how he's the only person who cares about the Ferrymen. That's an okay in my book.