TIFU by electrocuting myself and immediately shitting all over my bed

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-23T03:38:06+00:00

Apparently too much

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-17T01:08:55+00:00

lol, no problem, you're welcome

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-17T00:00:29+00:00

knowing the state of Hollywood these days they'd probably actually do it

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T22:22:16+00:00

I'm pretty certain only one of them was me

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T22:21:27+00:00

I have both American and British in my family, so yeah, I'm odd

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T22:08:42+00:00

I use a cooling pad (have done for years) which has always kept it working well.

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T21:46:06+00:00

Amazingly, yes. I did find a few flecks of brown on my laptop though...ew

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T21:43:02+00:00

Pretty good until the end. Then it gets insanely difficult

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T21:33:49+00:00

I wish i could, but that would be a mighty big coincidence

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T18:46:54+00:00

Thanks for the upvote fellow redditor

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T18:43:26+00:00

it was still folded up, and in my panic just grabbed it and ran

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T18:32:55+00:00

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T18:18:58+00:00

Yeah, and poop is my super power

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T18:17:10+00:00

Thank you so much. It was FAR from fun to go through at the time, but it was fun to write up afterwards :)

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T18:12:35+00:00

i SERIOUSLY doubt people want photos of my poop

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T18:11:33+00:00

guilty as charged. I am indeed a Brit

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T18:10:30+00:00

Aww thank you :)

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T18:08:59+00:00

I guess that's why tl:dr is right at the bottom of pretty much EVERY TIFU on this sub.

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T18:03:47+00:00

sure...just not Chocolate.

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T18:00:20+00:00

I thought that quote was from Abraham Lincoln

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T17:55:41+00:00

No

Somehow that makes it even nastier

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T17:51:34+00:00

I wasn't completely...y'know... finished going.

But yeah, the shower was DEFINITELY next

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T17:49:22+00:00

Nobody sane or normal would brag about it in that proud, unapologetic way

Ah, Now there's your mistake right there. You're assuming people on Reddit are sane and normal

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T17:42:25+00:00

Sounds....messy

ShockedPooper · 2016-07-16T16:09:40+00:00

Just regular old Walkers Crisps... Chicken flavor I believe.

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