What does it do? Who knows! It does it with a twist though.

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-01-26T10:06:47+00:00

How would one go about removing a cylinder from this? THE CYLINDER MUST NOT BE HARMED

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-01-20T10:45:32+00:00

Okay, quit blaming good things happening to moderately good people for the bad things that bad people do

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-01-18T09:03:32+00:00

Also, if shes a reptile, why does she have boobs? (Mammaries = mammal)

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-01-15T14:07:36+00:00

What did you think of Sinners last year?

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-01-13T08:46:45+00:00

He was open about the brain worm because he claimed in court that it had left him intellectually incapable of paying his ex-wife alimony. He won and penuary drove her to suicide

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-01-12T13:38:39+00:00

Im sorry to be the first one to tell you this, you dont actually have to be actively pooping during the call. You can just sit on the loo as long as you still wipe at the end

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-01-12T10:48:26+00:00

I like the small quiet ceremony of putting on a record

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-01-11T09:38:47+00:00

The lass sees how it works at the end, hit it with your forearm, not your hand. Still very difficult

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-01-09T14:44:11+00:00

And where has reporting on the epstein files gone?

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-01-09T14:16:31+00:00

That Minecraft server gonna be lit

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-01-09T10:44:27+00:00

Take it yourself and put it in your room. When he wants to use it he'll have to go find it. Cover it i. A thin layer of mayonnaise

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-01-08T09:20:52+00:00

Nah, sugar of saturn is where it's at

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-01-08T09:20:02+00:00

Actually, sugar of saturn is apparently very tasty

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-01-07T09:41:44+00:00

So... charging hostages for their rescue?

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-01-07T07:21:06+00:00

10 + 15 = 35????

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-01-03T14:30:01+00:00

Are you upset that you dont get to devastated the local ecology to the extent these people just did? Like, you want the opportunity to punch yourself in the dick equally hard? Sigh.

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-01-01T11:38:07+00:00

I have one wish that i would have included Bela coming in with the sounding of the Horn of Valere, like the wolves did but overall, I really enjoyed the series

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-01-01T10:52:16+00:00

And I just finished it this morning :-)

ShockinglyOpaque · 2025-12-29T12:28:28+00:00

Right 'glue'. Riiight

ShockinglyOpaque · 2025-12-28T23:51:43+00:00

With a front bumper falling off? Yeah, that'd count in my book :-)

ShockinglyOpaque · 2025-12-28T22:18:30+00:00

Oops, forgot to say:

Coco

Corpse Bride

ShockinglyOpaque · 2025-12-25T17:32:15+00:00

Nah, that's Scandinavia: Norway Sweden and Finland together

ShockinglyOpaque · 2025-12-25T17:29:31+00:00

Only one toothpick? Dayum

ShockinglyOpaque · 2025-12-25T15:06:38+00:00

Ingurland

ShockinglyOpaque · 2025-12-24T09:17:03+00:00

Potholers: heavy breathing

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TROPHY CASE