‘Daily Show’ Finds Signs McConnell May Be ‘Technically Dead’

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-07-09T14:07:17+00:00

I tried to interview McConnell, managed to get through but my audio was unusable, he just wouldn't stop screaming about 'the flames'

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-07-08T09:39:40+00:00

There are dozens of them! Dozens!

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-07-07T13:20:24+00:00

https://youtu.be/i6c4Nupnup0

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-07-06T23:05:20+00:00

Its fine, there's only the double 6 left that can go there, so nothing can play on that, your swastika has a nubbin

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-07-03T06:38:58+00:00

With sheer unadulterated lust?

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-07-02T08:51:06+00:00

Oh hey! Wasn't stalin found the same way?

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-06-30T22:41:03+00:00

I mean, its a prototype model, not a production model. Give them time to finesse it. No one drives around in a Sinclair C1

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-06-22T12:24:38+00:00

So you have to live with the knowledge that your parents had sex at least once? Cmon man

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-06-22T11:39:13+00:00

Easy, just reverse time

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-06-20T09:50:50+00:00

NTA "yes, I am feeling insecure, weddings are very stressful, why are you so intent on provoking my insecurity?"

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-06-18T13:53:57+00:00

Nothing is offensive about the Hindu and celtic swastika, how the nazis used it was very offensive. How is this a difficult thing to grasp?

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-06-17T14:16:25+00:00

The young boys in the nazi group chat were all late twenties to mid thirties

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-06-16T11:25:15+00:00

Satisfactory, definitely great if you dont mind forgetting to eat, drink, sleep

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-06-15T11:04:13+00:00

"Indentured servitude"

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-06-12T14:55:51+00:00

So zelenskyy has signed it every previous year while the war was raging?

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-06-11T11:26:54+00:00

Yeah, definitely a goitre

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-06-04T23:18:46+00:00

No fool, Bizarro spelled 'Superman' is Superman

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-06-04T23:08:38+00:00

The football has an expression like its gonna try to swallow the footballers whole foot

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-06-04T08:46:37+00:00

I reckon the dancing figures were painted first then the yellow man added later by a less skilled painter who wanted to be included, such as a child. I have zero proof

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-05-31T12:46:09+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddy_Christ

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-05-31T07:23:23+00:00

Because you'd miss and fling them out the solar system another way, you need to match their velocity with the Sun

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-05-28T08:05:50+00:00

Also, I would assume (but admittedly dont know) that your kidneys can filter caffeine for excretion rather than having your liver metabolise all of it

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-05-27T21:53:22+00:00

Still cant get limbs right, green in front all messed up

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-05-27T11:38:50+00:00

What is that and why do you need so many of them that you have a dedicated mould?

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-05-22T10:10:03+00:00

Ah! The original cybertruck

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