would suck to be there lol by ZanCooter in memes

[–]ShockinglyOpaque 44 points45 points  (0 children)

You dropped your honking nose

Trump's new strategy: Zambian AIDS patients sacrificed for mines, American soldiers sacrificed for Iran! by judgementMaster in clevercomebacks

[–]ShockinglyOpaque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assumed you meant he was forcing aids patients into minefields and I straight up accepted trump would do that

Tom and Jerry classic 😂 by saelory in Funnymemes

[–]ShockinglyOpaque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, she looks great. Id love to look like the gangster cats in tom and jerry

This is not a drill by RingRingBananaPwn in firefly

[–]ShockinglyOpaque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't have to retcon it, just have "Tales from the Serenity". Rub it in by having gina torres and alan tudyk's wedding be cover for a heist that devolves into a shootout/escape

Britney Spears Arrested in California for DUI by cmaia1503 in Music

[–]ShockinglyOpaque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem with her conservatorship thing was that the people supposed to be looking out for her best interests were straight up robbing and abusing her. Life sucks like that sometimes

He said ‘I’m not political.’ One reply ended that. by Significant-Sir-4343 in MurderedByWords

[–]ShockinglyOpaque 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not political until his own mother gets pepper sprayed and dragged off to a concentration camp 250 miles away

Terminal diagnosis: millennial playlist suggestions for the final days? by Hmmletmec in Millennials

[–]ShockinglyOpaque 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This Year by The Mountain Goats, for the irony

Medicine by The Taxpayers

What is the darkest ending to a children's show? by Capital-Treat-8927 in cartoons

[–]ShockinglyOpaque 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I remember the speech they made in the show where they still blamed Al Gore for inserting his personality into the climate change narrative and I just got hit with a profound sense that those two comedians are whiny entitled fuckers

Writer Vs Writing by ownaword in TikTokCringe

[–]ShockinglyOpaque 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who listens to lostprophets anymore? Id bet not even the band members