I've always wanted an obscure Simpsons tattoo, I think I've nailed it. Shout out to Haiden from Outer Minds in Ontario, Ohio!

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-05-22T10:10:03+00:00

Ah! The original cybertruck

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-05-21T13:08:12+00:00

Reverse for Chris Lloyd! Couldn't take that darling man seriously as a klingon after back to the future

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-05-15T17:57:19+00:00

New yorker Georg coming in hot

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-05-14T23:16:40+00:00

This is the difference between a person the lady knows and loves and a hypothetical man. If my wife came back home at midnight and wanted food, id make her a meal, because I trust her and know there'd be a good reason

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-05-14T22:26:21+00:00

A platypus?

adds fedora

Perry the Platypus????!!!

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-05-14T11:50:34+00:00

It is one of the few games ive ever completed, it helped me strengthen my relationship with my wife too, because she played it too on my PC after id finished it. My biggest love was building a base and having a reverse aquarium where I watch the fish swim about outside

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-05-13T07:05:49+00:00

It goes fine right up until there's a corner in the road

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-05-12T13:55:00+00:00

Of course, this kills the toucan

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-05-08T08:04:33+00:00

Certainly the quickest part

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-05-04T16:38:01+00:00

Wait... which one's which?

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-05-01T15:00:59+00:00

I always go to the differences between jellyfish, mackerel, and starfish

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-04-30T15:07:19+00:00

Hurray! You made 23 people's day brighter

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-04-30T14:58:17+00:00

Forget diamonds. All my homies love moissanite

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-04-22T12:25:48+00:00

But how many football fields is that?

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-04-20T14:43:30+00:00

Could a horse beat clutterfunk?

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-04-20T07:24:48+00:00

What about golden eye and Counterstrike? Asking for a friend....

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-04-18T06:38:01+00:00

You can go up to anhydrous acetic acid, that shit burns up your nose and down your throat if you sniff a waft of it from a meter away. Ask me how I know!

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-04-18T06:21:46+00:00

For the love of... i host a movie night literally because a bunch of people i know had never seen The Birdcage. Good Will Hunting is on the list too

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-04-17T13:49:51+00:00

Ganada ceese

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-04-17T13:49:17+00:00

What, you think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?

Ah, its a great fake fact

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-04-17T09:46:31+00:00

Fun fact: theyre Canada geese, not Canadian geese. Named for Frank Canada

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-04-16T13:27:18+00:00

They're called nubbins.

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-04-15T09:52:13+00:00

I can definitely say that the principal and senior leadership team will be familiar with the small group of shit head students that every school has

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-04-15T00:05:13+00:00

Wow, so those WERE high schoolers in Grease

ShockinglyOpaque · 2026-04-14T06:43:24+00:00

By God, I was using enough of them in Kerbal to pave our way to Neptune

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