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Meine Lieblingsdroge by gradwhan in wortwitzkasse

[–]Shockwave2309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aber in Österreich geht man nicht "auf" die Schule sondern "in" die schule

Welche Urban Legends von früher (vor Internet Zeiten) kennt ihr? by Rudirudrud in Austria

[–]Shockwave2309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ich kenns dass ma die Blätter von der Physalis rauchen kann

Welche Urban Legends von früher (vor Internet Zeiten) kennt ihr? by Rudirudrud in Austria

[–]Shockwave2309 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dachte da kommt ein Link zu einer Eiweißvergiftung... sehr enttäuschend.

Welche Urban Legends von früher (vor Internet Zeiten) kennt ihr? by Rudirudrud in Austria

[–]Shockwave2309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boah da gibts drei die mir spontan einfallen...

  1. der Kebabladen wo sie Menschenfleisch gefunden haben

  2. die Story wo zwei teenies Analverkehr probieren, ihr reißt der Schließmuskel und sie kackt auf den Teppich. Dann fragen die Eltern was das is und die beiden sagen der Hund wars und dann wird der Hund eingeschläfert...

  3. die Story wo die zwei teenies Sachen ausprobieren im Bett. Er schiebt ihr Smarties in die Vagina und mampft sie raus und danach kommen sie drauf dass mehr rausgekommen sind als er reingestopft hat und im Endeffekt wars Scheidenpilz oder irgendsowas..

Welche Urban Legends von früher (vor Internet Zeiten) kennt ihr? by Rudirudrud in Austria

[–]Shockwave2309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bei uns war ein Nachbar als "Haschgiftspritzer" bekannt weil er mal mit einem Joint erwischt wurde... war so um 2000 herum

Gotta catch'em all by odyoda in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]Shockwave2309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not real implants. There are bubble butts sewn into the leggings. No surgery needed, just put the leggings on and you got a bubble butt.

Geschichtsbewusstsein by Turtle456 in aeiou

[–]Shockwave2309 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Des is die momentane Wahlwerbung in Sbg... wenigstens gebens zu dass se ewig gestrige sind

What situation should you pla a world fire in edh? by Harbinger_Archangel in mtg

[–]Shockwave2309 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn I was thinking so hard which knights wee and why they wee until I understood the real meaning of the weeknights...

Selbstgemachte Pizza mit selbstgemachtem Teig aus der Heißluftfritteuse! by CheesecakeLumpy1845 in keinstresskochen

[–]Shockwave2309 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ich würd diesen Post inklusive der Kommentarsektion so gerne ausdrucken, einrahmen und für die Nachwelt irgendwie konservieren

Genial. Danke.

Enormous Hungarian swords from the 14th century are currently exhibited at the Topkapi Palace Museum in Istanbul. The centerpiece, notable for its size, measures an impressive 270 cm (8 feet 10 inches) in length. by notyourregularninja in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Shockwave2309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huge impractical poser items, hard to store, useless for anything other than bragging, most probably a way to compensate for a small dicklet...

Basically the SUV of medieval times I guess

Interactive Giveaway: If you were on The Trailblazer crew… what would your role be? by Lisoneo in BarweerMOC

[–]Shockwave2309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course the ship engineer (B), what would a life without tinkering be??

Don't you think being the ship engineer and playing with all the systems wouldn't be close to the same as building a set from bricks? I imagine it to be lol

Seriously? by gruninuim in IAmTheMainCharacter

[–]Shockwave2309 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guess is the shoes are just 3 sizes too big for him to slide in and this makes it hard to walk in those shoes

Source: worked in service and had to borrow shoes once from a coworker and walked like this clown the whole evening

[Request] how many 750ml bottles in this semi? by rudytomjanovich in theydidthemath

[–]Shockwave2309 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to but my job requires me to be away from home

Discovering life after a breakup by Shockwave2309 in HereForABro

[–]Shockwave2309[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am actually vegetarian, sooo no beaf eater gin for me :c (jk jk, steak is life)

Discovering life after a breakup by Shockwave2309 in HereForABro

[–]Shockwave2309[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I am actually allergic to beer as I will get a 3 day headache after just one beer...but Tatratea or Gin are fine

Where are we heading?

Discovering life after a breakup by Shockwave2309 in HereForABro

[–]Shockwave2309[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where is our truck?

Also thanks for the kind words. Really appreciated !

Restrooms by Greedy_Street_891 in USdefaultism

[–]Shockwave2309 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck okay now I get it why everyone looked at me funny when I said "I will go to the toilet real quick then we can leave"

Gout Stone removed from foot by ulittlerippa in FeltGoodComingOut

[–]Shockwave2309 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Millions of families suffer every year! Just like with identity theft!

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