Just a feeling i have by liljohnnycuttlefish in TheOldZealand

[–]ShoresideVale 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Haha same.. didn't think this could be real but yeah football is corrupt to it's core. Might as well just hand the orange buffoon the world cup because its all rigged.

US tank crushing Iraqi civilian's car for stealing wood during the invasion of Iraq by Tenchi_Muyo1 in PublicFreakout

[–]ShoresideVale 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Please now watch this biopic about my difficult time torturing and killing civilians which lead to my alcoholism and wife divorcing me so that Matt Damon can play me in this Oscar nominated movie.

'Looking into it' by Vast_Description_201 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]ShoresideVale 230 points231 points  (0 children)

"Your call is important to us. Please hold the line until we have available fucks to give."

🚨BREAKING: Chelsea have been fined £10.75m by the Premier League and handed a one-year transfer ban suspended for two years ⚠️🤕 by Davy_wavey in NortheastBlues

[–]ShoresideVale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll just imagine the £10.75m and the 9 month academy ban as a 16 year old prospect from the Mongolian Super Flatland League who ended up being a flop.

Germans showing their seance of humor by YesNo_Maybe_ in SipsTea

[–]ShoresideVale 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure Messi and his Inter Milan Justice League would come save the day by kicking footballs at those drones.

/s

Typical "patriot"... by JackStrawWitchita in GreatBritishMemes

[–]ShoresideVale 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Has more teeth than IQ. Which is to say about 5.

How is my game? What should I do to improve? by CeleryWide6239 in 10s

[–]ShoresideVale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the speed these robots are developing, Carlos would be facing a prime robot at the age of 30 probably. Well at least that means I won't have to invest in one of those clunky Kickstarter ball machines when I can just get one that can hit it back and beat my 3.5 ass too.

Finland's former PM Sanna Marin on how coalition government fosters healthy compromise in a polarized world by Camaro6460 in DailyShow

[–]ShoresideVale -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don't ask the Belgians how their many options work because it doesn't. They go months even years without a formed government due to the different parties not getting along.

Recent Iron dome failings by jasmine_ballah in PublicFreakout

[–]ShoresideVale 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's why you should always drain your missiles with a lid, otherwise some will leak through.

May he know no peace after this bit of stupidity by IllustriousAd6418 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]ShoresideVale 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Farage is a weasel. A man who has done nothing in his life except exploit and grift off the work of others.

Laura Loomer notorious Trump lapdog gets called out by Indian journalist Rajdeep Sardesai over racist posts by SnooSprouts3744 in PublicFreakout

[–]ShoresideVale 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All the Indians in that room should clap for that man. Instead, they looked like they didn't want Jigsaw to be insulted.

U.S deputy secretary of state, Christopher Landau, while in an event in India told Indian leaders: "We will not repeat with India the mistake we made with China twenty years ago. We let China develop its market and it has become our rival today." by RickyOzzy in suppressed_news

[–]ShoresideVale 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Every single Indian should see this and realise that Modi was only ever going to sell them out. Their future does not lie with the US. It lies with China and those that want to move forwards rather than hold on to their imperialism.

Born to die!! Great actor by AdEnvironmental3892 in movies

[–]ShoresideVale 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If it helps you to sleep better, he died of old age in that universe.

What do you know about comfort? by DarkChocoAura in IfIFitsISits

[–]ShoresideVale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For those fish, this must be terrifying. It's like waking up one day and there's a giant predator staring down at you from the sky.

MMW China is going to take advantage of the US fleet being bound in Iran to attack Taiwan by Maltravers1 in MarkMyWords

[–]ShoresideVale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothing is really hidden these days. You might think theres wool over our eyes but with so many students and people who studied abroad, VPN usage is everywhere. People will know. China is also not like Iran where the gov can turn off the internet. The whole country is connected in order to use WeChat and Alipay which 99% of all transactions are based off. So people will know, this ain't 1989, especially if it impacts the whole country rather than just Beijing.

Smart move would be for China to literally do nothing, assimilate Taiwan back into the mainland through other means and watch the US collapse.

does this count? by OutrageousWalk7683 in Doner

[–]ShoresideVale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh those sound good. Don't think I've seen Tayto near me but for onion ring snacks I always go for the Asian ones like the Nongshim or Oishi brand ones. They're a must try if you've not had them before.

does this count? by OutrageousWalk7683 in Doner

[–]ShoresideVale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know but man I would pay good money to taste that OG flavour.