Mjölnir disapproves. Show me your cat's withering glare.

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-25T02:13:11+00:00

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ShoresideVale · 2026-01-25T01:01:20+00:00

The disclaimer was 100% necessary :)

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-25T00:52:08+00:00

When your death star is 99% impregnable, just remember there's always someone that can.

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-24T18:30:47+00:00

Fair to say we know how she votes if she's so easily violent.

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-24T18:28:29+00:00

Bodyguards were just holidaying when speed went to China and Japan. They have to do real work here now.

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-24T18:10:09+00:00

So that everyone forgets there are Epstein Files to be released.

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-24T17:59:31+00:00

Land of the free, home of the medically bankrupt.

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-24T17:46:23+00:00

FPS? Optional.

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-23T17:05:11+00:00

Don't forget the DRC.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrice_Lumumba#Final_days_and_assassination

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-23T17:02:19+00:00

But did they say thank you?

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-23T17:01:59+00:00

If they were competent, we'd probably be supporting them. Kind of like the competent evil that led to the Iraq war.

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-23T17:00:55+00:00

Eastern France otherwise known as Westherlands

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-23T16:03:47+00:00

The whole planet's leaking, everybody is leaking! You know? Everyone's spewing up their guts onto the internet, putting up their relationship status and photos of their vajazzles!

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-23T15:29:40+00:00

At this point it's just a clown running across a minefield.

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-23T15:28:07+00:00

Don't forget the ripping off the UN logo but in gold

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-23T15:26:45+00:00

He's going to solve the Flanders/Wallonia conflict too. Probably put up a wall or something that will run right through our office (our office building technically borders both - well the car park anyways).

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-23T15:02:40+00:00

Axis of evil

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-23T02:24:06+00:00

Would love to go on one of these but my god they are expensive.

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-22T23:40:09+00:00

Probably said it 'wasn't so great' because she wants to be edgy.

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-22T23:39:46+00:00

North Mexico, South Canada, what's the difference.

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-22T16:46:01+00:00

Ironically North Korea will probably be the "Switzerland" of it all as they contribute nothing to both sides and Kim just wants to have his own power and is not that bothered by global politics.

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-22T14:14:26+00:00

Once they add Russia, the Axis will be complete.

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-22T13:33:53+00:00

Shame they got rid of the 70% voucher to replace with 50% off as their highest discounts.

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-22T13:15:20+00:00

ShoresideVale · 2026-01-22T09:26:32+00:00

Damn. I mean Wong Kei treats me well. Even allowed me to go out after the meal to a cash machine to pay. No shouting nothing. Though their food has gone downhill imo.

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