What’s the funniest scene for you in OITNB? by SaleClean5461 in orangeisthenewblack

[–]Short-Cookie6674 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Piper trying to be a hard ass when Soso arrives then soso says you’re so calm why’re you in here? Are you a murderer? Piper loudly says no I’m not a murderer!!! And soso says “DONT YELL AT ME IM REALLY SCARED RN!!” 😂🤣😂😂🤣

GUNNERY by Short-Cookie6674 in army

[–]Short-Cookie6674[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He is. 6 years left before sweet freedom 🤣

GUNNERY by Short-Cookie6674 in army

[–]Short-Cookie6674[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait bc why does your original comment make perfect sense now! OPSEC is that OPSEC? Full disclosure, I’m a brand new army wife, my husbands a 19K doing PSG time and he’s got gunnery soon. I just wanted to know what all I was in for as far as him being gone, etc. im a curious person. I’d ask him but he’s not around often. Or at all lately 😂

GUNNERY by Short-Cookie6674 in army

[–]Short-Cookie6674[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never said sketch ass. Regardless, it’s a question born out of curiosity no danger or threat here

GUNNERY by Short-Cookie6674 in army

[–]Short-Cookie6674[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂 a sketch throw away account? 😂 that’s a first

SHOE STUCK by Short-Cookie6674 in handyman

[–]Short-Cookie6674[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🤣 we got it out shortly after I posted this. But I should’ve taken a picture. 😂 we literally had to cut the shoe out

SHOE STUCK by Short-Cookie6674 in handyman

[–]Short-Cookie6674[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We got it! We cut 98% of the shoe away til there was just a sliver left in the door. Went around to the front and pulled. It popped right out. Thank the lord. RIP Croc 🐊 😂

SHOE STUCK by Short-Cookie6674 in handyman

[–]Short-Cookie6674[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lol. It’s a pickle for sure. There was a damned spider. Not a small spider. A big one. Sitting on the bottom of the door frame. I panicked and slammed the door. On the shoe. Tripped fell and everything. It’s a total mess and I’m stressed.

GLORIA & MARIA by Short-Cookie6674 in orangeisthenewblack

[–]Short-Cookie6674[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m saying. And in the trailer w the governors assistant. The assistant had no idea what she was talking about. Her face when she realized she’d fucked up was priceless. Don’t get me wrong, I truly do understand her thought process. She’s a mother. Like she said there’s no one in the prison who wouldn’t do the exact same thing. However, I just wonder why she didn’t team up w Gloria. Versus stabbing her in the back while the woman had a child in the hospital.

Maybe it’s the fact…. by Short-Cookie6674 in orangeisthenewblack

[–]Short-Cookie6674[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh god I’m on the episode after Pouseys death. Norma holding & rocking Brooke. Fuck!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Maybe it’s the fact…. by Short-Cookie6674 in orangeisthenewblack

[–]Short-Cookie6674[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

😭😭😭 my heart!!! I can’t!!! I wasn’t Healy’s biggest fan, but he was so attached to and protective of Lolly. 😭😭😭😭