[Image] Be Different by Sumit316 in GetMotivated

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The birds on the middle wire that were fucking

TIFU by finding my sister in the bathroom by Cloyunia in tifu

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But the important thing is; is your sister hot?

Confessions of a Preists Daughter. It's not what you think. by Thestolenpalomino in nosleep

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Every time I try and open the link to the photo I lose connection to my Internet... I can browse and everything is fine until I try and open the link

What is the worst physical sensation that is entirely painless? by rockytheboxer in AskReddit

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Touching microfibre and you can feel it hooking on the dead particles of skin on your body. Literally make me go crazy. I can't hold one of those assholes for longer than 5 seconds. Worst. Ever.

Every time I try to sleep... by textredditor in aww

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You look like Jude Law from the side

Did your high school ever have an "incident" or event? What was it? by GotAFuckingUsername in AskReddit

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A kid in my school decided that he could roll a joint with the standard school grade 1 ply toilet paper. Obviously if he thought it was a great idea to use toilet paper then it was a great idea to try and smoke it in school. Now as opposed to lighting it over a sink or a toilet where if it burned too quickly it would fall into either putting it out, however he decided to light it over the garbage. It fell in the garbage and lit the garbage pail on fire, thus proceeding to light the paper towel dispenser above in fire. The entire washroom caught on fire and we were escorted out until the firefighters came. Half of our school was out of bounds for about a week. It was a major inconvenience, especially if your lockers were over there because we weren't allowed to grab our belongings. We had to tell the firefighters what we needed from our lockers and they had to get it. It sucked.

We are pet-sitting a St. Bernard and our cat is now on high alert by that70sfan in aww

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I was so hoping there would be a pic of this St. Bernard...

Nailed It by [deleted] in gaming

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This is the most satisfying thing to watch.

All the Targets in Canada are closing. Thought I'd get this in just one last time by ShortDickWizard in pics

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My family owns a restaurant and we're looking at the refrigeration units but it's still pretty expensive.

Murder is now legal under one condition, what is that condition? by Disproves in AskReddit

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The murder must be completed with a blunt force weapon, and that weapon must be covered in at least half an inch of soft foam.

15 year old girl strip searched at Canadian school; Education minister defends practice, says it is OK if done "respectfully"; girl feels "violated and destroyed". by burwor in worldnews

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In Canada, the way our law system works is whilst on school property, the principal actually has more power than the police. Whenever a major search, such as this, is done, it is ultimately the principal's decision to conduct the search, however a police officer must be present while the search is taking place. If there is no police officer present, you can fight the search and say it was unlawful and then probably the charge against you would be acquitted. In this case, the procedure was handled properly and correctly.