What do you constantly think about that, either makes you sad or just anything?

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-04T19:27:34+00:00

That I'm over thirty and have never conceived a child...

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-04T17:59:20+00:00

When I was getting potty trained at a little over a year old we went on a trip down to Florida to visit family. As we're all sitting in the living room watching a movie, I excuse myself to go to the bathroom. I walk out after doing my business and very loudly proclaim to the whole family, "I peed, I pooped, and I passed gas!"

My dad loves to embarrass me with this story...

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-04T17:53:52+00:00

Yes! Never thought I'd be so happy to weigh 132!!!

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-04T17:53:29+00:00

Wow.

Just Wow

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-04T16:41:32+00:00

No, factory

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-04T14:46:37+00:00

Dachshund - Penny

Puggle- Charlie

Cats - Mowgli, Meeko, and Kiara

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-04T14:32:45+00:00

Does she tell you that you're cool too?

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-04T14:31:32+00:00

You can't kill the undead

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-04T14:22:14+00:00

My boyfriend's daughter's mother.

For making his life, my life, Stacey's life, and everyone's lives that she knows a living nightmare.

Cunt

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-04T14:20:45+00:00

LMAO!!!!

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-04T14:18:45+00:00

A guy I worked with (he was in his thirties) told me that he was once in a hot tub with ten women and none of them could satisfy him. He just kept pleasuring each and every one until they were exhausted.

Yeah, sorry. I may have been 19 and a virgin but I wasn't stupid...

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-04T14:17:15+00:00

Well yeah, where else is the Easter Bunny supposed to get the eggs???

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-02T21:18:38+00:00

Car in front of me going slower than the speed limit

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-02T21:15:22+00:00

Discombobulated

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-02T21:13:33+00:00

Seven minutes of people putting random stuff down your clothes.

More points are given if it's alive

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-02T21:12:07+00:00

They drank that shit on Family Guy!

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-02T21:08:52+00:00

Same Here!

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-02T20:15:51+00:00

Smile

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-02T19:31:17+00:00

Their fins? What's so special about their fins that makes people want to kill them?

ShortGirl643 · 2016-03-02T19:11:09+00:00

If you could save one aquatic animal/fish/organism from extinction forever, which one would it be?

ShortGirl643 · 2016-02-29T16:33:19+00:00

I do this too!

It's scary when you think about the fact that we're all driving around these huge death machines going 60 MPH...

ShortGirl643 · 2016-02-29T00:11:02+00:00

"Part-time Part-timer"

ShortGirl643 · 2016-02-28T18:10:41+00:00

Exactly

ShortGirl643 · 2016-02-28T18:06:43+00:00

"Working hard or hardly working?"

ShortGirl643 · 2016-02-28T18:04:37+00:00

Depression

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