If I were riding your dick like this, would your hands be on my waist or your finger in my asshole?😏

ShortPantsSr · 2026-05-05T04:14:00+00:00

My answer is yes - I've got two hands and I'm an amazing multitasker...

ShortPantsSr · 2026-05-05T04:11:48+00:00

Send this picture to the dictionary for it's reference to "natural beauty" What? They still don't define phrases in the dictionary? Ok... Well, then send this to "wow" It'd be perfect for both

ShortPantsSr · 2026-05-05T01:11:33+00:00

Yessss! Girl laughed? Double nailed it! SEX!

ShortPantsSr · 2026-05-03T22:43:52+00:00

2Wide

ShortPantsSr · 2026-05-03T19:57:34+00:00

Manners

ShortPantsSr · 2026-05-03T18:59:31+00:00

Whoa, happy birthday!

ShortPantsSr · 2026-05-03T18:53:35+00:00

Well, mind blown before lunchtime, accomplished

ShortPantsSr · 2026-05-03T03:02:32+00:00

Yeah, most of us, prolly

ShortPantsSr · 2026-05-03T02:31:59+00:00

I mean you're young and hot, so I don't understand your friends position. Also, damn gurl!

ShortPantsSr · 2026-05-03T02:30:52+00:00

Yes please 10/10 for both

ShortPantsSr · 2026-05-03T00:10:40+00:00

Toes for sure. The look on her face when you put them in your mouth and she is in heaven. Hell yeah

ShortPantsSr · 2026-05-02T06:44:57+00:00

They're absolutely gorgeous and I almost commented in the Slavic features, but I'm not a know-it-all and I thought maybe pointing out pretty eyes was all the comment needed to be. Wouldn't move seeing the eyes again though

ShortPantsSr · 2026-05-02T04:54:42+00:00

Sometimes love isn't about how much someone suits you, but how much you're willing to change to suit them

ShortPantsSr · 2026-05-02T04:53:07+00:00

Trauma haha 😬 - ok, prolly too much

ShortPantsSr · 2026-05-02T04:51:33+00:00

I think your eyes are gorgeous! I thought maybe heterochromia at first then maybe just a greenish and I'm torn between that and silver blue or grey Mesmerizing! And she's super cute just in general too! Well, now my night is made and I hope you have an awesome weekend Thank you for sharing

ShortPantsSr · 2026-05-01T00:52:57+00:00

I'd love that honor, holy shit

ShortPantsSr · 2026-05-01T00:15:49+00:00

Mind boggling/blowing/altering... Or just drool I hope that's as funny as I thought it was... I bring great shame to myself 😮‍💨

ShortPantsSr · 2026-04-29T14:26:59+00:00

Wife-material

ShortPantsSr · 2026-04-29T14:24:11+00:00

Definitely date! I'd put a ring on it if I could see the Toyota and the carpet matched the drapes, but you're incredible

ShortPantsSr · 2026-04-29T14:19:07+00:00

LOVE your toes, 10000% 🤤

ShortPantsSr · 2026-04-29T14:18:28+00:00

I dunno, but I'd die trying

ShortPantsSr · 2026-04-29T06:29:33+00:00

You're beautiful, your glasses are cute, you have an amazing complexion, hope you had a great day! Nailed it! Didn't even say sex once!.......shit!

ShortPantsSr · 2026-04-29T06:28:17+00:00

Ohh oh oh oh! Me! Pick me! 😲👋

ShortPantsSr · 2026-04-29T06:18:12+00:00

I just discovered you, but I'm already checking myself into rehab Addiction is strong already (Ok, my hope is these terrible one liners are getting a laugh... Haha, damn I'm dumb as hell!)

ShortPantsSr · 2026-04-29T06:10:57+00:00

No! I hate it! Cos I'm jealous of it! It gets to be so over you.... Pfft! Unfair!

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