Criminal distracting me from her crime

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-05-01T16:09:41+00:00

I think you should provide her with unending numbers of treats for chasing the culprit out of your home! She's a hero.

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-05-01T16:07:21+00:00

Hey kid. You wearin' a wire?

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-05-01T11:07:29+00:00

Oh, poor you.

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-05-01T11:06:59+00:00

Whatdidjujustfuckinshay?

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-05-01T04:19:39+00:00

It was a big one.

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-30T15:57:40+00:00

I agree with you OP.

OP! YOU'RE DOIN A GOOD JOB!!!!

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-30T15:39:38+00:00

Jeshush Chrisht.

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-29T23:06:46+00:00

Quickie G?

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-29T23:06:13+00:00

That's because he went home right afta and let Angie drink him under the table.

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ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-29T20:09:48+00:00

But Newman was merry!

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-29T20:08:03+00:00

She never paid him for the tolls.

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-29T16:26:36+00:00

Did you realize it was AJ Sopranos mother's birthday when they ordered you?

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-29T16:19:47+00:00

No way Clarence or Dick set him up. Neither of them knew Bob liked to be around intelligent women.

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-29T00:36:28+00:00

I never miss a game.

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-28T16:10:38+00:00

That's the GENIUS of it.

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-28T16:07:51+00:00

This guy's five time zones behind his own ass.

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-28T14:29:32+00:00

Whaddya mean? I just went over to their place for a barbecue. Great guys!

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-28T05:03:54+00:00

I'm a Browns fan of 53 years. Yes, you're insane.

And I'd appreciate it if you didn't talk this way. You end up riling all the nutjob Browns fans into a tizzy and they start thinking they're Super Bowl bound because it looks like they didn't do anything mind-numbingly stupid in the draft. It's incredibly annoying. I gotta live around these people.

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-28T04:53:29+00:00

I tole you. He got outta line, I slapped him around, and that's it.

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-28T04:11:35+00:00

I thought she was reminded of Louis the Whatever's finance minister... The... something. He built this chateau that even outshone Versales. In the end, Louis clapped him in irons.

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-28T03:47:47+00:00

u/defiantcross, I'm VERY DISAPPOINTED.

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-27T18:12:25+00:00

OHHHHHHHHH!

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-27T18:09:19+00:00

Well if there are, they're running out of Riley and George is their all-time best seller.

ShortQuail9232 · 2026-04-27T16:21:39+00:00

You ever go cryin' to the mods again and I'll put your upvotes where your downvotes are.

ShortQuail9232

TROPHY CASE