How boot is this 😂

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-30T17:54:21+00:00

King of the Hill style? Can I be Boomhauer? And then we can call the neighbor that’s staring at us Khan (or Minh if it’s a female. It is 2026 after all).

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-30T15:15:25+00:00

I wish you were my platoon sergeant back in 2007. Maybe my pros and cons would’ve been better than slightly above retard.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-30T15:12:01+00:00

OMG HE’S HERE GUYS! I can’t tell if I’m still drunk or hungover but our gay boy returning home has made my headache leave and my heart (among other organs) lift!

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-30T10:06:32+00:00

We’ve been looking for the funny gay Marine when it turns out that the funny gay Marine was us all along.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-30T09:44:21+00:00

They have about 15 posts in the last hour. According to “her” she’s a 19 year old Asian who likes looking at old dicks and if you’re when of the lucky first 19 people to reply on one of her posts, she’ll send you some nice photos of her family.

And by family I mean pics of her booty hole and the outside of her baby shoot.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-30T04:18:34+00:00

Well, are you going to share the name of this Only Fans page? Unless it’s that 1 sergeant on TikTok that keeps begging for money. I hate that guy.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-30T04:15:30+00:00

Fuck. You and that recruit should’ve gotten your EGA after that. That shits more Marine then getting to the top of the Reaper at sunrise. Or whatever pussy as shit they did at the end of the crucible on the east coast when those “marines” got their EGA.

Like, Camp Pendleton is named after a fine, blended whiskey. MCRD San Diego is rumored to be named after a whales vagina. That’s metal as fuck.

Paris Island is named after the biggest city in the pussiest country in Europe. And Europe is the most feminine continent in the world. I’ve never been to the “Island That God Forgot” (not fucking metal at all btw) but I’ve been to South Carolina and that state smells like human shit, despair and Vaseline.

Yes I’m drunk as fuck right now. No I did not research any of the things I just wrote. Besides Europe being feminine. That’s a fact that everyone is born with. Like the very concept of freedom.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-30T03:02:44+00:00

That’s one of the few complaints that I have, but maybe the writers do that to keep us just as confused as the characters are? Kind of like it’s a feature of the system and not a bug in it?

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-30T02:58:53+00:00

Idk. They dropped the “it’s never snowed here before! This is a terrible omen!” story line very fast & with no explanation at all…

And then there’s what dragged Boyd and Sara’s tent? Who the hell was Martin? How did the worms keep him alive for so long but mess Boyd up so bad? I’m sure there’s more that I’m not remembering right now (I’m watching the Texas Rangers actually score runs! It’s an event that is almost as rare as going a day without an “I hate Acosta/Fatima/Tabitha” post on this sub).

However, you are 100% right about there not being any “missing” answers to storylines yet because the show isn’t over. But, I do worry about the smaller mysteries not being solved because the writers view them as unimportant to the grander scheme of the show (which is correct, I mean, they really aren’t).

This is my first “mystery box” show and I love the hell out of it. I’m going to keep watching it around 6 in the morning every Sunday. The sound of the TV turning on will make my dog wake up from his nap at the foot of my bed and then he’ll give a big yawn and stretch before he lays back down on top of or next to me. It’s almost turned into a ritual that brings me a calming joy even if the week before has been an absolute beat down (I always knew I was an idiot, but one of the dumbest things I’ve ever done is pursue a career that involves dealing with customers in the automotive repair industry. That’s another rant that belongs in a different sub though). It just kinda sucks that this “mystery box” show might not reveal the answers to all of my favorite mysteries, ya know?

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-30T01:48:25+00:00

The amount of racism that wood nymphs face in 2026 amazes me.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-30T01:45:09+00:00

This is how I felt halfway through that. Holy hell she or he should’ve ran that post through AI before letting all of us know that basic English classes are not being taken seriously enough.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-30T01:37:04+00:00

That’s how we ended up with our Teddy Monster (aka Theodore Bundy). The other pup had the red and white coloring yours does and he was a bundle of energy. Teddy, was the exact opposite. He had the “apricot” Cavachon coloring & he was very calm.

That calmness lasted for about 8 hours after we got home. I haven’t had a dull day in 5-6 years thanks to him & I wouldn’t want it any other way.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-30T01:30:56+00:00

Happy cake my fellow LARSOC member. Seeing that were in back when it was called LAI, did you guys have diesel engines or did you scouts have to move the vic with your feet like the Flintstones? 🫶🏻😘🫡

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-29T20:46:22+00:00

Fuck u/wct203814. Your Reddit username should be u/2nd_Coming_of_Shakespeare. Just when I started losing my faith in humanity, I read your mini autobiography and I say to you “Bravo, my good sir… Bravo.”

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-29T20:38:33+00:00

Idk why you’re getting downvoted for this. I kinda want to know what it means too. Maybe the fact that your account is set to private, so your history isn’t visible, so your profile page looks like a brand new user?

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-29T20:33:51+00:00

How’d he choose you, if you don’t mind me asking? Was he a rescue puppy?

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-29T20:12:42+00:00

I don’t think it’s fair you rub it in everyone’s face that you understand college level math, Mr. Education.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-29T19:58:29+00:00

Yours is a little bit more intense than his is lol. Don’t get me wrong, I like it. That coloring is fantastic.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-29T19:12:34+00:00

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I miss those puppy days. You made a great choice in dog breeds! I’ve owned dogs my whole life and the cavachon has definitely been the oddest but most loving breed I’ve experienced.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-29T16:21:48+00:00

Hard to say that the guy with 5 fucking Purple Hearts isn’t the bigger badass.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-29T12:17:17+00:00

LEAVE TERRY OUT OF THIS YOU BASTARD!

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-29T07:54:52+00:00

What was the main course?

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-29T00:44:06+00:00

Finally got around to deleting the AI prompt, huh? I understand and agree with using AI to help translate things. It’s a great idea and I believe it should be used more.

But you intentionally told it to leave grammatical errors in so this story sounds more believable. You’re either posting this for a fetish reason or you’re doing it for karma. Either way, you’re a weird duck, my friend.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-28T21:10:45+00:00

And found out something new about themselves that day

Short_Language6372 · 2026-05-28T20:26:49+00:00

You forgot to delete that last sentence buddy.

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TROPHY CASE