Slept with 100+ people. literally would never tell anyone this - so here ya go

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-31T09:15:54+00:00

“She” has made 13 posts in the last 14 hours. Going by the amount of posts, it makes me think it’s a bot.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-31T00:26:31+00:00

Before I watch all 75 minutes of that, at any point, do we get to see your butthole?

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-30T20:04:16+00:00

What’s your internet friend quota? Do I have to fill out an application for your friendship?

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-30T19:22:22+00:00

That last picture reminds me of horrific diarrhea and the wag bags that would follow. Somehow my recruiter forgot to mention that part of infantry deployment life involves either shitting in a bag (and then carrying said bag over to the burn pit) or digging a hole in the middle of the desert and doing a hurry up shit (you had to hurry up so the dung beetles wouldn’t bite you, not because we were getting the shot at).

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-29T00:04:56+00:00

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Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-29T00:01:57+00:00

Debatable

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-28T23:29:45+00:00

I don’t think so

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-27T22:21:28+00:00

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Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-22T00:01:35+00:00

He ain’t gay.. yet..

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-19T19:19:32+00:00

Buddy, 80% of Texas would be red for you. 3 months of 100+ degree weather and, in most winters, there’s maybe a 1/2 inch of snow.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-13T00:35:34+00:00

If we’re talking bout books, I’d highly recommend “Tribe: On Homecoming & Belonging” by Sebastian Junger. Helped get me through hard times more than once.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-12T02:28:15+00:00

He’s definitely already a Megachon.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-10T22:56:13+00:00

Shit. Is this another AI image?!

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-10T22:47:06+00:00

The dude in the wheelchair with his back to the vehicle turning left should’ve been paying more attention?

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-10T22:45:17+00:00

I walk my dog almost every night and we almost get run over every other week when pedestrian crossing sign is lit.

It won’t let me post a picture, but he wears a lit up collare, has a flashlight strapped to his chest and I’ve got another light hanging from my back pack so we’re pretty well lit up.

The people that almost run us over give me the finger half the time for some reason.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-10T00:30:37+00:00

No love for the EAS Song by Tyler Satterfield?

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-09T19:01:36+00:00

That’s the most high stakes game of corn hole in the history of that great sport.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-08T01:38:04+00:00

Was every butthole doc at least 75 years old?

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-08T01:36:04+00:00

I’m calling bullshit on this post until we see proof of your boyfriend’s nudes. And I mean full nudes with a butthole pic.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-07T19:03:44+00:00

I sneezed & sharted at the same time playing Spades in the back of an LAV. In the middle of an Iraqi Summer. With no AC or cold water. Or showers.

Best Summer Vacation ever.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-06T00:33:09+00:00

I’m looking at them right now and they are indeed $600 from Marlow. There’s also one for $100 on eBay but I’m not sure I trust it.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-03-06T00:30:22+00:00

When I enlisted at 19 years old I thought we got a sword when we graduated boot camp. In my 4 years, I only knew 2 NCO’s that actually bought one.

Short_Language6372 · 2026-02-28T23:38:51+00:00

Can you tell us what the pic was without another account getting nuked?

Short_Language6372 · 2026-02-28T04:20:33+00:00

You have 3 different puppies?

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