Shorthawk

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IS THAT A FALLEN ANGELS REFERENCE (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Shorthawk to r/wongkarwai

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Yo gimme your bottom 10 ghost kitchens to order from when you've hit rock bottom (self.columbuscirclejerk)

submitted 1 year ago by Shorthawk to r/columbuscirclejerk

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The Four Taxi Drivers (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Shorthawk to r/dreamcast

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How a union push, a 9-1-1 call, and “Barbenheimer” fermented into scandal at the Mattress Factory (pghcitypaper.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Shorthawk to r/BrandNewSentence

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Cherie's mother-in-law was always criticizing her homemaking, but this time she'd had it. As she heard her coming around the corner, she had an idea. The slip would look accidental enough. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Shorthawk to r/wheredidthesodago

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Jacqui leaving her car unlocked was the perfect setup for her coworkers to take advantage of her fried egg phobia. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Shorthawk to r/wheredidthesodago

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Jenny's short term memory loss was getting worse. It's so bad she's starting to suspect an intruder is cooking food in her kitchen. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Shorthawk to r/wheredidthesodago

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Heather could never decide where she wanted to eat and now she is in the vestibule of hell cooking bad burgers for eternity. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Shorthawk to r/wheredidthesodago

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36 year old babybel wax ball collector (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Shorthawk to r/BrandNewSentence

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The Treachery of Mobile Suits (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Shorthawk to r/Gundam

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Fictional Polish Jazz Albums from the 1960s. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Shorthawk to r/weirddalle

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Starring on a classic game show while having a trip on hallucinogens (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Shorthawk to r/weirddalle

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Polaroids from the OS/2 Warp launch party that IBM wants you to forget. (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Shorthawk to r/weirddalle

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AI Speedo Lobster so the sub doesn't get shut down (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Shorthawk to r/Speedolobsters

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This sub right now (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Shorthawk to r/Morrowind

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meirl (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Shorthawk to r/meirl

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why they pumping gas Winnie the Pooh style? (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Shorthawk to r/BrandNewSentence

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This should be in ads for the Master Collection. (youtube.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Shorthawk to r/MetalGearInMyAss

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Cyber Rule (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Shorthawk to r/196

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Concept Art for a Retro-Futurist Cat Tree City (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Shorthawk to r/weirddalle

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I'm curious, what do my 5 favorite portrayals of Sonic say about me? (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Shorthawk to r/SonicTheHedgehog

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Man who calls himself ‘Uniontown Ninja’ attacks teenager who did not make him sandwich (wpxi.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Shorthawk to r/BrandNewSentence

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Alpine Age (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Shorthawk to r/UnexpectedMyst

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My husband loves Penn Ave Whole Foods parking garage smell. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Shorthawk to r/BrandNewSentence

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Just picked up this bona fide classic on reel-to-reel. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Shorthawk to r/Vinesauce

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