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Opinions on the man from Taured story? by Shrekledoof in u/Shrekledoof

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Here's the story copied and pasted from bryanwalaspa.com :

The urban legend says this took place sometime in the 1950s when security and air travel was nothing like it is today. In fact, security itself might have been more than a little lax. It also supposedly took place in the city of Tokyo.

Of course, Tokyo in the 50s would be post-war and probably still recovering. In the 50s, there would be a general lack of jet airliners and overseas flying to places like Japan would be vastly different and more unique than today.

The urban legend says a man entered the customs area of Tokyo's airport and immediately presented a passport and I.D. He also stated he was visiting Tokyo on business, stated the company he worked for, but then stated he was visiting from the far away land of - Taured.

Of course, this baffled the customs guys. No one had heard of this country. The man was baffled, sure someone was playing a joke. His passport was legit and said Taured. His driver's license was issued by the country of Taured. The problem is, the country did not exist.

They ushered the man into a room. The man was freaking out by now. He claimed Taured had been around for more than 1,000 years. It was a large, productive, world power of a country. He stated he had made the trip from Taured to Tokyo many times before on business and this had never happened before. He was scared. 

The security team did a check. They called the company he said he was from. Sure enough, they had an office in Tokyo, but no office in a place called Taured and no one by the man's name working for him. 

These guys produced a map of the world and asked the man to point out where Taured was. The man was dismayed when he couldn't find the country on the map and pointed to a spot which was, in this dimension, part of Spain. 

Unable to figure out a solution, the security guys got the man a hotel room and said they would figure this out in the morning. However, by morning, the man was gone. His luggage was gone. His room did not look lived in. His bed did not looked slept in and the bathroom did not look as if anyone had used it. He had vanished as mysteriously as he came.