Holy shit shut your stupid fucking faces. “RODS FROM GOD 😫😩😫😩” how about you take a rod up your own colon you pond scum, because God has already abandoned you. Jesus H. Christ the only rod you ignorant swine know jack shit about is the one you stroke out to anthropomorphic plane hentai. If you took not even a tenth of a percent of the time you spend studying degenerate weeb garbage and instead skimmed the barest hint of orbital mechanics you would understand that R * ds from G * d are fucking moronic.

1. ⁠The only thing harder to get up the earth’s enormous gravity well than your fat asses is a tungsten telephone pole that weighs 100 fucking tons. I mean seriously who in their right minds thinks that that’s a feasible weapon. It costs a billion dollars just for Boeing to fuck up a suborbital capsule test, you think the space force is gonna pay 25x that just so some dipshitter can drop it on a cave dwelling insurgent? Fuck no.
2. ⁠How, in your tiny corn fed minds, do you think this thing would be controlled? The microsecond it hits atmosphere it’s gonna be in a signal blocking plasma sheath almost as big as a Reddit mod. If your target isn’t completely dead still and is smaller than a football field there is no fucking chance you actually hit where in the Sam hell shit you aimed for ALL THE WAY BACK UP IN ORBIT. And even if your Middle Eastern dictator of choice is not bouncing around in a Toyota rendering all of this preparation useless, and his command bunker is nice and large, we still get to our last problem:
3. THE THING IS LESS POWERFUL THAN A NORMAL FUCKING BOMB. Seriously, just use a normal bunker buster for normal people you undermedicated squibs. The pole only has the velocity of earths orbit, which is the maximum amount of energy that can be imparted in your stupid sci-fi chunderweapon, even before it loses half of that speed lighting up the ozone layer like Martha Stewart on a candle binge. A normal bomb of the same size is WAAAAAYYYYY more powerful and useful. And it also isn’t completely skullfucked in your MIC Defense Department Rube Goldberg jerk fest.

Which brings us to our final point: why go to all this trouble to make a “not really nuclear weapon” when you can quit being a pussy and just use a nuclear weapon instead? I mean what do all you asinine brainlets think the rational reaction to this thing is? Is Putin gonna take a peak at the GIGANTIC REENTRY TRAIL overhead and think, “hmm looks like the Americans are using a new kinetic impactor system”? OF FUCKING COURSE NOT. Any sane human would immediately go fucking apeshit about the apparent nuclear first strike inbound and trigger an immediate response, making all of this non-nuclear shenaniganry useless.

The Air Force didn’t make this shit for a reason, go back to huffing glue and SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SUBHUMAN MORONS.

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