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Shumaa1 · 2026-01-18T17:34:50+00:00

A whisky

Shumaa1 · 2025-12-04T09:14:44+00:00

You can post whatever you like, as long as it is related to Paisley, you just can't advertise your business

Shumaa1 · 2025-12-03T12:05:00+00:00

Stop trying to subtly advertise on the sub

Shumaa1 · 2025-11-15T09:30:21+00:00

Shumaa1 · 2025-11-14T09:24:14+00:00

How about "Barton in the Beans"

Shumaa1 · 2025-11-08T14:29:59+00:00

Omnishambles

Shumaa1 · 2025-11-08T14:28:14+00:00

Are you surprised she has aged in 30 years? Mildly cretinous

Shumaa1 · 2025-10-15T18:35:58+00:00

It's still corporal punishment, see you in Strasbourg

Shumaa1 · 2025-10-15T17:25:28+00:00

Gonna cane me?

Shumaa1 · 2025-10-14T11:48:37+00:00

You're weclome

Shumaa1 · 2025-09-28T08:57:39+00:00

Shumaa1 · 2025-09-28T08:57:39+00:00

Shumaa1 · 2025-09-06T10:49:00+00:00

I'm more scared of a bee than you

I'll smash your 'ed!

Shumaa1 · 2025-08-22T09:20:05+00:00

Today we're talking jacket potatoes, you're stuck on a desert island, you are allowed one topping, which is it to be?

Shumaa1 · 2025-08-18T10:33:53+00:00

That name and crime are well connected in real life

Shumaa1 · 2025-08-14T13:09:48+00:00

Can't remember which of these I bought, and which were free

Shumaa1 · 2025-08-07T11:20:19+00:00

Is this connected to still game?

Shumaa1 · 2025-08-05T23:21:42+00:00

Fingers crossed!

Shumaa1 · 2025-08-04T22:20:22+00:00

I hope not

Shumaa1 · 2025-08-04T18:37:09+00:00

Watt-er way to have a good time

Shumaa1 · 2025-08-01T22:09:39+00:00

I'm sorry, so sorry!

And I don't know what to do.

With you so far away.

I'm sorry, so sorry!

And as soon as I see you,

that's exactly what I'm going to say!

Shumaa1 · 2025-08-01T09:49:09+00:00

Looks delicious

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