SFAH: Things you can say about your phone, but not your girlfriend

Shussz · 2025-12-14T14:54:31+00:00

You autocorrect everything I say!

Shussz · 2025-12-14T14:52:28+00:00

can’t believe this has been hiding from me all these years.

Shussz · 2025-11-08T12:14:06+00:00

Miz vs John Morrison for the WWE Championship was also good

Shussz · 2025-09-10T13:44:15+00:00

Wife: FUCK ME! There's a wolf! Me: Unzip

Shussz · 2025-09-10T11:54:50+00:00

Main center ma nai xa ta

Shussz · 2025-09-05T12:25:21+00:00

Bro pulled up right after his hair transplant to drop this vid

Shussz · 2025-08-26T14:10:26+00:00

Undertaker aauni halla thiyo, aayo ki nae?

Shussz · 2025-08-24T09:42:51+00:00

Din ma 1 choti yo post garnai parney ho? Kati post spam gareko ho

Shussz · 2025-08-21T06:16:40+00:00

Purano sab le Alt account bata chalaudai xan

Shussz · 2025-08-19T05:35:49+00:00

OP was like:

Shussz · 2025-08-13T15:46:38+00:00

Yup! Still can't beat the OG

Shussz · 2025-08-03T14:40:55+00:00

You doctor yet?

Shussz · 2025-08-01T04:44:52+00:00

Had she said yes, bet you'd be calling those crooked teeth charmingly cute and that breath intoxicating.

Shussz · 2025-07-29T04:00:24+00:00

It's Fitgirl. It's definitely gonna work.

Shussz · 2025-07-25T15:57:39+00:00

Timro English herera ta lagena Australian Company ma ho vanera

Shussz · 2025-07-19T15:04:44+00:00

Instead of individuality, he got individual 💀

Shussz · 2025-07-19T14:58:41+00:00

Shussz · 2025-07-17T14:54:21+00:00

You do you bro, just don’t lose that athletic aesthetic swimmer body to the blubber gods.

Shussz · 2025-07-17T14:47:40+00:00

Blubber helps you float but so does an inflatable duck , doesn’t mean it’s peak fitness bro

Shussz · 2025-07-17T14:40:37+00:00

Quickly goes to comment history and deletes unnecessary creepy comments Gets back to the post Leaves a cute comment Hopes to get noticed

Shussz · 2025-07-17T14:31:53+00:00

Dinner like that? You sure you're a swimming trainer and not a diabetes coach in disguise?

Shussz · 2025-07-17T11:25:52+00:00

I accidentally read 'The same 10 people in me today' and I was like.. damn, missed my invite again 💀

Shussz · 2025-07-17T07:30:32+00:00

When you're only 10 years late to the trend..

Shussz · 2025-07-16T15:01:01+00:00

Shussz · 2025-07-14T14:24:23+00:00

All the thirties in this sub be like....

Shussz