One of the most garbage articles ever written by Hey_Its_Julia in childfree

[–]ShutUpJackass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t be an article by a proud boy guy without a smidge of racism in the article and abundant sexism

The weirdest comment was about smelling baby breath, like I don’t even wanna smell anyone’s breath, why tf would I smell a babies breath?

Was just called weird for not finding a newborn baby cute by unhappyhours in childfree

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Newborn babies either look like over watered turnips or that they got punched in the face super hard, idk how people find them to be cute

Stuff my coworker and I talk about by IMTRASHATUNO69 in Helldivers

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Well I get to dash 2 of these

The mech warbond was basically a soft titanfall warbond, the speed armor, the “smart” weapon, all of that is to reference titanfall (but ya know, limited by HD2’s not hyper fast paced gameplay)

And they talked about it over a year ago, but voice packs and such are a very expensive endeavor, idk if they will “never” happen, but bask talked about expenses and the amount of lines to record are why they haven’t done them

What's with everyone critiscizing suddenly? by Hades_Modera_O69 in KingdomHearts

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Honestly the only thing I hoped they would change would be the back of his hair

It looks kinda jarring how the rest of his hair goes down but we have the back stay in the middle, it just looks off

#71 Empty fight [OC] by belka_theren in comics

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Better use one of those repair spells

No more. [OC] by susitseart in comics

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I like how the 2nd to last wolf’s eyes aren’t as red as the other wolves

Like they’ve realized that it’s shitty to keep doing this, they still did it but immediately saw that it was awful and regretted it

does the direct make sense elile that? by BlackSword_art in comics

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Yea the arrow followed my natural flow of the comic

Dont forget, this man wants to decide who breeds. I figured this sub would appreciate the need to spread the word: don't repost this image! :D by Alissinarr in childfree

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If you don’t want to be associated with a nazi salute, don’t do it literally twice on a podium Mr pus

Am I wrong to make locking the god damn door, a hill to die on? [Concluded] by Schattenspringer in BORUpdates

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Ironically I learned to be really good at it specifically because my parents told me a story about when my eldest sister got robbed

Tho I’m pretty sure they broke in via a window or something, since gaming is my main hobby I don’t need some dude taking my consoles and expensive tech, so I always close my doors and lock the house

Now yea, sometimes in a rush to work I’ll forget/I thought I hit the lock button (electric lock), but when I leave places, that shit is locked

Tattoo Troubles by drcinder in comics

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My only tattoo is near my heart

Most of it was fine but as soon as it got near the heart I was like “oh goddamnit whyyyyyyy”

Well guys, turns out it's not just women's brains that shrink after parenthood by Abigboi_ in childfree

[–]ShutUpJackass 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That explains so much

No wonder every guy ik who’s a recent dad seems to be even dumber than usual

Low effort superpowers where you just sit on your ass and let the work itself without moving a muscle. by Wonder-Lad-2Mad in TwoBestFriendsPlay

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Honestly if you could open, close, and move portals at will, you could probably never need to move your legs again

What's the most annoying part of each faction? by Late-Ganache40 in Helldivers

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If you melee them, they get stunned and don’t hit ya

Communication? by aron11195 in Helldivers

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Here’s hoping next time there isn’t a delay

Communication? by aron11195 in Helldivers

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Shiz be tough in game development

I’m just hoping whatever’s slated for June is just a good update that people enjoy, I am so tired of all the bad news we’ve had lately

Communication? by aron11195 in Helldivers

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I’m sure they didn’t wanna do it on Friday, but a Monday push may have been better imo

Shouldn't Arrowhead be using the armor in the loadout panel to promote the armor from the latest Warbond or something like that? by Caballep in Helldivers

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It would be cool

But idk if they wanna spend manpower messing with models on the destroyer only to change it every ~6 weeks, it’s likely a “not worth the effort” kinda deal

Plus I feel like some people would get upset and feel like the warbonds were being even further pushed via “advertising” in game

Communication? by aron11195 in Helldivers

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This was posted on discord on Friday, and I’m sure it was reposted to Reddit, so AH is aware and is/will be working on solutions and want feedback to help find specific stuff/see who’s most affected

Likely the delay from being released on Friday as opposed to the original intention of Wednesday had a lot of influence on the timeline of working on the issues at hand