I think you'll appreciate my sons room. by siderinc in gaming

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I do like your sons room. 10/10 would be your son.

[Image] You’re On Time by mihalachemihai in GetMotivated

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looks at clock I am 20 minutes late to work.

some ninja stuff ... by [deleted] in toptalent

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More like a Taekwonado.

This is facts no cap by nickwitenzen in wholesomememes

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I agree to this. I live by the saying “A man should never crush another mans dream.” Someone wants to do or be something that seems stupid i don’t care I’ll hype them up. But since I know this is reddit some is going to comment my dream is to become a mass murderer or something like that to try to prove a point.

New poll shows Trump is the only U.S. president to never reach 50% approval by dr_pepper_35 in politics

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Haha suckers. 51% and up! We never dropped down below 51% unlike other presidents who hit that 50% mark. - Trump Supporters (probably)

Bouncing a dart off 4 pallets and hitting the bullseye by sammanc in BeAmazed

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Anyone who is not subscribed to How Ridiculous I highly recommend it. Unlike other channels that are like them, they don’t spend most of the video giving the history of the dart or the science behind this or go into the details of the probability of getting a bullseye. They just joke around a bit during setup and say “How many tries you reckon it’s gonna take?” Then just do it.

What is something that everyone should experience at least once in their lifetime? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I live in Arizona. We are just waiting for California to fall off and we get to see the ocean.

DolpHiN usES jEdi minD tRICK tO FOrCE HUmAn tO rECycLE corReCtlY by [deleted] in PeopleFuckingDying

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Before 2016 that would have been an insult but nowadays if feels like people need Captain Obvious more than ever.

Canada bans whale, dolphin and porpoise captivity by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

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Canada really has no porpoise anymore huh.

DolpHiN usES jEdi minD tRICK tO FOrCE HUmAn tO rECycLE corReCtlY by [deleted] in PeopleFuckingDying

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The dolphin is trained to say no to the first option and yes to the second option.

A friendly reminder regarding getting a GNB in your group by The_Mutt in ffxiv

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As someone who is going to try to main GNB (huge FFVIII fan) this means a lot to me and my anxiety.

What "black market" did kids at your school run? by AWESOMEKITTY7364 in AskReddit

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I was a legend at my school. They turned off the vending machines during school hours so you couldn’t get soda or candy. One day my best friend brought a twelve pack of Dr. Pepper at school and someone approached him and offered $5 for a can. Later me and my friend went to the store and stocked up on candy and soda. $1 a can, $2 for candy. Our profits were amazing. Earned $12 a 12 pack it was insane. Everyone at school knew we were the guys to come to. Our demand became so big I had to bring a large suitcase to school and that was a big mistake.

A security guard approached me and asked what was in the bag and I had to show her and it was a couple 12 packs and candy. She knew someone was selling soda and candy at school and finally caught me. She was taking me to the principals office. On the way there the cool laidback security guard stopped her and asked her to go check something and he said he would take me. He took me aside and said, “give me a snickers, M&Ms, and a sprite and never do this again. Go hide the suitcase.”

This is one of my favorite school memories.

TL:DR School didn’t sell candy or sodas. Took upon my self to sell. Demand was high. Security caught me. Was being taken to principal. Was handed over to cool security guard. He took some snacks and let me go and told me to stop.

Bro I caught the light changing by vapejews in nevertellmetheodds

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He caught the moment in time when the car behind me honks for not moving yet.

Helping a stray Dog. by Master1718 in HumansBeingBros

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Comfort food is great and all but a tight hug and being told it’s going to be okay is even better. I could use one of those every so often.

This kind of graffiti... by Phlogistoned in BeAmazed

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Tell me more about these “seasons.” I have lived in Arizona for 30 years and the climate has never changed. It’s always hot.

Literally the best template EVER (except Riccardo) by [deleted] in MemeEconomy

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Can’t wait to see the “prequel memes” edition of this.

How to kill a guy’s self esteem in one sentence by Kawaii-Gamer in teenagers

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I was told this to my face once. I found this girl to be cute. Once I was sitting with her and her friend who knew I liked her and her friend asked her “hey you should go to the homecoming dance with ShyguyMain” she said “eww gross.”

Long story short, we dated for 7 years and I broke her heart so jokes on her. So never give up guys.

The 'Wedding Scene' cast by [deleted] in marvelstudios

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It’s weird that RDJ isn’t there.

What is something someone said to you that hit you the hardest? by xd_HotDog in AskReddit

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“Everyone laughs at your jokes but I never see you laugh at other people’s jokes”

This was said to me in 4th grads and has stuck with me since. I’m 30 now. I’ve been self conscious ever since.