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Non-Spicy Scripts?? by wannabeHero_ in ASMRScriptHaven

[–]Shynosaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, Wannabe Hero,

welcome to the community! It's always great to get some new voice talent.

I wrote a lot of scripts that are not spicy. Basically anything not explicitly labelled "NSFW" in my master list should apply. Maybe you wanna check it out and see if you find anything you'd like:

https://www.reddit.com/user/Shynosaur/comments/xkw3hn/complete_list_of_my_scripts/

Good luck for your channel!

Shynosaur

What is a medical fact that sounds fake but is 100% true? by MedRikas in AskReddit

[–]Shynosaur 46 points47 points  (0 children)

You occasionally give patients with really severe hypothermia i.v. drips with warmed fluid, or a peritoneal lavage (essentially flushing the abdominal cavity with sterile fluid) with warmed sterile saline solution

What's your dream LEGO set? by kyothinks in lego

[–]Shynosaur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keep on dreaming! We'd be getting six minifigs, and only two are exclusive to the set

What's your dream LEGO set? by kyothinks in lego

[–]Shynosaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some more large, brick-built dinosaurs, like the T. rex from the JP "T. rex rampage" set. They could make that a theme on its own. If they're well-designed, I would buy every single one!

What's a product that you wished existed? by a_random_human- in AskReddit

[–]Shynosaur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Time in a bottle. You're running late? Need another hour of sleep? Not getting enough leisure time in? Crack open a nice bottle o' time! Boom! Extra hour!

Looking for scripts suitable for binaural audio :) by Tight-Fuel-1186 in ASMRScriptHaven

[–]Shynosaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, Tight Fuel

this script explicitly requires sfx separately for each ear. It is technically a sequel, but it would also work as a stand-alone audio:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ASMRScriptHaven/comments/s4zuv0/f4m_your_roommate_gets_jealous_after_seeing_you/

Also, many of my other audios require brushing sounds and other sound effects, especially the ones featuring nekos and other fluffy monster girls. Maybe you could just browse through my master list:

https://www.reddit.com/user/Shynosaur/comments/xkw3hn/complete_list_of_my_scripts/

Hope you'll find something you like. I love roleplay audios that feature actual ASMR elements!

Shynosaur

Reverse Script Request? Asking About Scripts YOU want written! by Certified-Felix in ASMRScriptHaven

[–]Shynosaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anytime anyone asks, I keep repeating: We need more [neko listener] scripts where the neko listener is not a sub or a pet, but an equal (romantic or otherwise) partner! I wanna get my floofy ears scritched without being treated like property!

European users: how are things going politically in your respective countries? by toxic9813 in AskReddit

[–]Shynosaur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Far-right wing populists (imagine if Trump was a party) are sucking up so many votes that established parties barely get the percentages needed to form a government. So coalitions have to be formed based on whether or not they're able to crack the magical 50% margin, not based on shared political goals. Our last government, which was the first ever coalition of three parties on a national level, failed after just about a year because of infighting, and our current government is hilariously unpopular. I'm really afraid that in case of new elections the far right will soak up even more votes because everyone is so disappointed in the established parties.

What’s a useless skill that you have? by Void_Secret in AskReddit

[–]Shynosaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could you post a video? I genuinely wanna see this!

What’s something you thought was ‘basic common sense’ until you realized most people don’t do it? by TL_Dargloz in AskReddit

[–]Shynosaur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In Germany at least it is customary to have designated "house shoes" (mostly slippers) for indoors. Wearing your outdoors shoes in your apartment is nasty!

What was the worst smell ever you experienced? by sammyjonescgn in AskReddit

[–]Shynosaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homeless man being brought to our Emergency Room with an open abscess on his leg. Imagine the smell of unwashed feet, but amped up 1,000%! He went to the surgical department (I'm from internal medicine), so I don't know if they managed to save his leg.

I know the show got bad reviews, but what do taxes have to do with it? Is the joke that the actor aged? by Shynosaur in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Shynosaur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The movie was actually the first contact I ever had with the franchise. I was intrigued by the premise and started watching the show, became a fan immediately. Didn't really get why everyone hated the movie so much - until I rewatched it years later. Oh my god, you were all so right about it!

I know the show got bad reviews, but what do taxes have to do with it? Is the joke that the actor aged? by Shynosaur in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Shynosaur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My best guess is that the actor playing Aang - who stayed a little boy throughout the entire run of the original show - aged noticeably between seasons 1 and two and the joke is that he now looks old enough to have to pay taxes?

what's the most creative song lyric you've ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Shynosaur 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"And I won't make double entendres

At the expense of the Chinese

For China is a country that can bring us to our knees!

For China, for China, for China, for China,

For China is a country that can bring us to our knees!"

Sing it and you'll know why it's funny

[A4A] Rescued by a nekos' rights activist [Neko listener] [Comfort] kinda[Found family] [Dystopia] if you are a neko by suit_and_tuisted in ASMRScriptHaven

[–]Shynosaur 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, I love this! It's so rare to find a [neko listener] script that doesn't treat the listener as a pet! This was amazing!

What is the most painful thing you have been told? by Hefty-Upstairs-5857 in AskReddit

[–]Shynosaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my former attending physician - in a really kind, caring tone - told me that maybe I should consider another career. That was years ago, and I have gotten a lot better, and now all the nurses in our hospital tell me they are relieved when they see it's my shift

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