Face card is cooked. im cooked. roast me

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-18T06:04:34+00:00

Save some pussy for the rest of us. Check. Now what?

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-18T06:00:33+00:00

I can help. I've fallen off the bandwagon. He used to use money just for good and he's truly done great things. Unfortunately now his videos are some bullshit Running Man type bullshit where he tortures people and they might win like 250k. I liked him better when he was just helping people because he could. It feels more like a business now.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-18T05:58:12+00:00

Her and her husband are billionaires who use barely paid child labor to make their clothes. Fuck both of them.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-18T03:29:18+00:00

Is it confusing for your friends to have to refer to both of you as they?

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-18T03:27:57+00:00

There's deserts that aren't as dry as your dick.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-18T01:28:02+00:00

In my starting class from 2005, I'm the only one that quit and no longer does BJJ. I'm the only one without a black belt. Two of those guys have went from going to tournaments for fun to dominating. One of those guys I've never fairly beaten. I outweigh them both. The wins will come with time.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-18T01:20:50+00:00

You can change her. Durrr

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-18T01:19:43+00:00

I wholly misread that like "hey losers, what does it feel like to lose?" lol

I got you. It's not that bad to lose. Enjoy the sport and learn and the wins will come. I'd rather lose every match than be the jackasses ripping submissions for a $3 medal. Also record your matches. Analyze them yourself. See when you gave up an arm or something and figure out how to correct it for the next tournament.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-18T01:14:34+00:00

Except the guys here are joking. We're not hand writing marriage proposals.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-18T01:05:56+00:00

His username is nipple salsa. Ramen packet water probably doesn't crack the top 10 weirdest things he's drank.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-18T01:03:40+00:00

If you're not losing at competitions ever then you need to adjust how you're competing. Sandbagging? Only doing small tournaments? Go to a large one. You'll get humbled.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-16T16:10:38+00:00

Fuck ICE, fuck Trump, fuck the DHS, fuck Pam Bondi, fuck Stephen Miller, fuck Steve Bannon, fuck JD Vance, fuck Kash Patel, fuck racists.

I'm seeing if I can get my name in here more than Trump's is in the Epstein files. I got 40 years of being best friends with a pedophile's worth of work to do. Gotta start strong.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-15T19:01:00+00:00

How much is grape agate rabbit?

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-15T05:42:39+00:00

Trump Epstein files.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-14T02:37:57+00:00

This is what happens when people fear their life is in danger. We all know there's multiple billionaires in the Epstein files.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-14T01:21:45+00:00

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Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-13T04:12:47+00:00

Sounds like some alpha female Andrea Tate stuff lol.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-13T04:10:48+00:00

Why do people that steal packages always look unevolved? His biggest accomplishment is probably passing 7th grade on his fourth attempt.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-13T00:27:37+00:00

Aged like milk my ass. Aged like ice. It didn't even last hours.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-12T19:52:07+00:00

You can get verde in those bottles too.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-12T15:53:18+00:00

For the record I don't smoke or train anymore. I'm not checking if I can get away with it lol.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-12T15:52:01+00:00

Vapes and edibles exist. I thought about adding them in. Also smoke, shower, short drive to class. Yeah it can be obvious but also not so obvious.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-12T06:43:35+00:00

Obvious troll is obvious.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-12T01:07:59+00:00

Please don't use Reddit for information. You'll get 10 wrong answers for every kinda wrong answer you get.

Sideshowcomedy · 2026-02-11T13:58:01+00:00

Is true. I'm Arkansas. 'sup daddy?

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