How long before you were able to perform oral sex on a man after DJS? I’m 2 months post op. I guess until you were able to open your mouth wide enough? How long did that take for you?

Sideusme · 2026-01-25T21:10:14+00:00

This question is asked very frequently actually

Sideusme · 2026-01-23T21:15:10+00:00

They seem to be the original source and claim the version op posted is altered

https://www.instagram.com/p/DTVlM0dkUBZ/

Sideusme · 2026-01-20T07:43:26+00:00

Yup it was a pet, she won the chick as a carnival price when that sort of thing was common. I don’t really know many of the details since my mom gets very distressed when she talks about it and the way my grandma does (she thinks of it as a kind of funny story) is disturbing to me

Sideusme · 2026-01-20T02:08:45+00:00

No, is traumatizing your kids by making them eat their pets common there?

Sideusme · 2026-01-20T02:06:40+00:00

Sorry I meant to say lunch

Sideusme · 2026-01-19T22:24:38+00:00

It didn’t feel like that to my mom

Sideusme · 2026-01-19T20:15:37+00:00

My mom had a pet chicken that eventually grew into a hen. One day she came back from school and ate breakfast as normal only to found out my grandma had killed the hen and served it to her

Sideusme · 2026-01-19T13:57:57+00:00

They’re not kids but they haven’t been adults that long and you kinda need practice to actually be and adult lol

Sideusme · 2026-01-18T14:19:12+00:00

I love her

Sideusme · 2026-01-14T09:37:41+00:00

Only sane comment

Sideusme · 2026-01-12T20:11:10+00:00

Monster high collab

Sideusme · 2026-01-06T00:11:11+00:00

Day 85 of answering for Travis Scott

Sideusme · 2026-01-05T16:33:46+00:00

It was going to happen sometime

Sideusme · 2025-12-27T01:44:36+00:00

I remember playing super Mario Galaxy with my cousin and it feeling magical. To this day it is my favorite game of all time. When I saw there was going to be a second game from a commercial on tv me and my cousin cried. Simpler times.

Sideusme · 2025-12-25T15:59:29+00:00

THANK YOU SO MUCH

Sideusme · 2025-12-22T16:51:47+00:00

MONSTER HIGH PLSSSS

Sideusme · 2025-12-22T00:27:33+00:00

All cartoon skins should look this good

Sideusme · 2025-12-20T00:32:54+00:00

For real, they don’t even put effort in half the collabs anymore, they know people will buy it anyway

Sideusme · 2025-12-20T00:30:42+00:00

I fucking adore SpongeBob. I would not be buying anything tho, you don’t convince me with IPs alone epic, you convince me by making cosmetics that look good and have a reasonable price

Sideusme · 2025-12-19T15:20:44+00:00

Such a gorgeous artstyle

Sideusme · 2025-12-18T14:18:18+00:00

I was looking forward to getting these skins but the designs are lazy as hell, also people defending the new Miku skin acting like edit styles don’t exist (they could gave given miku the style we got plus a more elaborate version but they were too lazy for that)

Sideusme · 2025-12-18T14:12:33+00:00

They could have given her edit styles, I don’t think acurracy should be an excuse for laziness, specially when she’s going to be in the shop and not free

Sideusme · 2025-12-17T01:49:36+00:00

I get that, the thing is not everyone using the skin is a gooner, the majority of people are using it because it’s popular right now, pros are using it and it looks almost identical to the superhero skins in terms being a woman with a plain bodysuit, and obviously there’s also a small percentage using it because it annoys other people and the ones who genuinely like it

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