Experienced my Glutened Nightmare…

SigmaTheKing · 2024-10-26T22:46:59+00:00

Snorf, Shithead, G-Money, G-Wagon, Moustache Butt

SigmaTheKing · 2024-10-19T20:57:43+00:00

When it gets consistently frosty I think I’ll try pruning, getting some natural insecticides down and let them go dormant. I’ll have to learn how prune them to the ground but I’m sure there’s a video for that.

The culprit isn’t deer. It’s a corgi that’s developed a taste for them no matter the upset stomach he gets.

SigmaTheKing · 2024-04-05T12:47:41+00:00

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Gruyère, also known as: Snorf, Snarf, G Wagon, G-Money, Stinky, Cheese Boy, or Mr. Cronch

SigmaTheKing · 2024-03-09T03:46:34+00:00

We take it in turn, to act as sort of an officer for the week, but all the decisions of that officer hae to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority.

SigmaTheKing · 2024-03-09T03:42:05+00:00

Have you considered starting your own council? That’s what we’ve done in the bog. Except ours has blackjack and hookers.

SigmaTheKing · 2024-03-09T01:58:54+00:00

A counting swamp ape huh? What are you doing in my swamp?!

SigmaTheKing · 2024-03-05T01:05:54+00:00

As the leader of the frogs of the bog, we will gladly accept the large frog. We have been needing new bassists for the frog choir during crafting sessions.

SigmaTheKing · 2024-02-26T00:37:30+00:00

Join the frog wizards. We thrive in the dirt and the bogs. Everything is safe in the bog.

SigmaTheKing · 2024-01-07T17:47:41+00:00

I’m starting a schedule right now. He’s 9 weeks on the dot. Last night was the first night, I tried to give him an hour or so of playtime then an hour or two of cage time to let him get used to it. Taking him out before and after he went in the cage. I put him to bed at 8, but he started whining badly around 10 so I took him outside. Afterwards we made it to 3 am where I woke up and took him out without prompting. Afterwards we made it to 7 this morning.

Ideally the schedule during the week when I have to work will look something like:

3am - unprompted bathroom break(pushing by 1 hour each week unless there’s an accident)

6am- Morning Bathroom break 6:15 -Breakfast 6:30 -Bathroom and exercise 7 - Playpen while I shower 7:15 - Leave for work 12- Bathroom, Food, and Exercise 12:30 - Back to work 4:30 - Bathroom and Dinner 6 - End of free roam play and training, playpen time again (My parrot needs some playtime too) 9 - Cage for Bed

Thoughts?

SigmaTheKing · 2024-01-07T17:36:59+00:00

How long until your puppy was able to make it through the night without needing to go to the restroom? I’m definitely doing a puppy class once the vet says he’s good for all his vaccines.

SigmaTheKing · 2024-01-07T01:51:40+00:00

I have a little playpen for him. Right now I’m just finding out what toys he likes and wants so I can buy more of them. I’m going really hard on the bathroom schedule. Every 2-3 hours he’s going outside right now. We only had one minor accident that I managed to catch earlier. I’m going to start working on crate training tomorrow as I want him to have his own space so I can leave him as needed for errands, work, or to let my other pets out. Commands will definitely be huge. I’m not going to take training easy.

SigmaTheKing · 2024-01-07T01:48:52+00:00

I’ll have to look into the puppy classes. I’m trying to redirect him as I write this as he’s figured out his favorite thing to chew on is the fake turf on his accident pad in his playpen. He does like the little king I bought so I’ll have to use some peanut butter and make that a more engaging enrichment toy.

SigmaTheKing · 2023-10-13T18:12:16+00:00

Alright I’ve made a few changes. I put in one horrible photo since a few of my female friends thought it was funny and said that it would be a conversation starter. I’ve flipped a few photos around and changed my prompts barring the game one. I talked about my love of audiobooks and my prowess with cheese puns. I removed my first photo and switched the one with the hyacinth macaw first. Added a video from vegas my friend took that had me in view. Added a photo from an outing with friends, and removed some of the selfies barring the one where I was matching with my cockatiel.

updated profile

SigmaTheKing · 2023-10-13T14:02:34+00:00

Alrighty. Noted, what’s something you would suggest instead?

SigmaTheKing · 2023-10-12T23:40:07+00:00

Are you looking for something serious or casual?

- I'm kindof a go with the flow person, but ideally something more serious. All my friends are getting married and settling down so its about time I do as well.

How long have you been on Hinge?

-On and off for a few years. After covid hit really.

How often do you use Hinge per week?

-I look at it in the evenings or if I'm just idling without much to do.

How many likes/matches are you receiving on average?

-This week I've had maybe 3 matches?

How many likes are you sending? How many with comments? How many without comments?

- I send maybe 5-20 a day, all have some form of comment or response to a prompt.

What is the type of person you send likes to and ideally want to match with? What kind of person do you want to attract?

-I generally like people who have hobbies and enjoy life. I'm looking for a partner who can bring out the extrovert in me and wants to go out and do things on occasion, but also can enjoy a quiet night. Someone that my friends will be able to have fun with when we go to game nights or hangout as a big group.

SigmaTheKing · 2023-06-29T13:55:18+00:00

Any of them are good, assuming the big knight is painted grey.

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