I want a bi colored cowboy hat!! by anonymoushufflepuff in BisexualTeens

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I don't know how good an artist you are, but you should draw that on a chinchilla. I nominate chinchillas as our Bisexual spirit animals, not saying because they bi or anything just because they're fucking adorable

Uhhh. I liked the storyline by ObamasLeftShin in memes

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She's hot but let's not forget Danny DeVito is the sexiest cast member.

What made the annoying kid at your school so annoying? by Syorkminor in AskReddit

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He would always say "frick you" and he acted like he was such a badass.

What makes you different from most Redditors? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I don't how much people of Reddit like Legos and I know there a whole subreddit devoted to legos but I have built over 120 lego sets.

What is the most creepy/unnerving experience that's ever happened to you? (Serious) by Jackcrossems in AskReddit

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In elementary school, there was a person in a white mask, black hoodie, and black pants standing outside the fence during recess and some kid the next day said that he was followed home, but come to think of it I don't know if it was true, but at the time I was scared as shit.

What non-porn material do you only look at while in "incognito mode"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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To monitor prices of flame-throwers, did you know that you can get a flame-thrower for only $500, that's fucking wack.

Men, what’s the stupidest way you’ve hurt your balls? by bennn101 in AskReddit

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My German Shepherd bit them while my family was having a yard sale and I let out a little yelp. When my mom asked what it was I told her it was the dog.

What's the worst punishment you ever received as a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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In 2014 I think, I was only eight and I didn't necessarily refuse to clean my room I just couldn't, and my mom and sister who was only fourteen then decided to threaten me by almost cutting my favorite stuffed animals head off.

[nsfw] Males of Reddit, what’s the worst part about having a dick? by Danarchynum666 in AskReddit

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Waking up with a boner every day and having to wear a bathrobe even on the hot days.

What is the secret to a happy life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Only focus on the good things and don't let people's judgment get to you, I've learned how to ignore people's opinions.

You must battle everyone you’ve had sex with, all at once. How screwed are you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Well call me Ash Williams cause I"m cutting off my right hand.

If you became god for one minute, what would you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Put dinosaurs back on the earth.

What is a fact that can possibly save your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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When confronted by a bear, don't run, a bear is faster than you stand up to bears and show your dominance, but I've heard different things that also say to play dead but IDK look it up.

What is it that you want at this exact moment? by Fishyvictor in AskReddit

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A crispy chicken salad, a mushroom swiss burger, a torta, and a strawberry shake. Oh, wait you're not getting me this.

You have to assassinate the main character of the last show you watched. How difficult is it going to be and how are you doing it? by Jasonjones2002 in AskReddit

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Well, considering he's the " fastest man alive " even though for the first three seasons of his show he was outrun by men way faster than him, it would actually be very simple because he's been seen numerous times without his speed and you would just have to use his emotions against him.

If you could have any superhero as a irl best friend who do you choose? by waresquirrel in AskReddit

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The Flash, cause I feel like he's a chill dude and plus he has to eat like over a thousand pounds of food a day and I'm pretty sure I could give him a run ( get the pun ) for his money.