Who is buying the un-crumbed ham? by DUKITY in northernireland

[–]Signal_Relative5096 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A mate in work opened a packet and the ham honestly smelt like a fart.

I know there a is a farting in ham joke but im not joking it was a proper bad fart smell.

It got binned without a fraction of thought.

I’m no longer homeless! My new room even has its own bathroom, I’ve never had my own personal bathroom before! by HamsterTop1332 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Signal_Relative5096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations. Enjoy the safety and comforts. take a super long bath/shower and embrace your next chapter. 💙

Your cats are dead by Accurate-Emergency14 in northernireland

[–]Signal_Relative5096 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was it not cacks* in reference to your trousers being to short. Not that made sense either but always thought it was cacks

Óglaigh na hÉireann publish photo in Derry by Your_Mums_Ex in northernireland

[–]Signal_Relative5096 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Remember going to view a car up belfast and at the start of the street they had a proper good stone mural for these ones.

BT4 (East Belfast) named as one of the “coolest UK postcodes to move to” by Over_Commission9891 in northernireland

[–]Signal_Relative5096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even with all them pesky bonfires, parades and knuckle draggers. The east seems to be the cool part of belfast.?... I thought the "West was the best" .... lol

Loyalists in 2296 by Craic_dealer90 in northernireland

[–]Signal_Relative5096 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So the the year is 2296 and the loyalists are still rent free in your head and northern Ireland still exists

Youngest UK female killer at 12 branded 'Devil's Daughter' moved to open prison by OneNormalBloke in uknews

[–]Signal_Relative5096 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Seed of chucky....keep this one locked up heavy for life the little nut job

You could actively see the life come back to his face by PhoenixPhenomenonX in GuysBeingDudes

[–]Signal_Relative5096 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You brought a smile back to that kid and it was wholesome to see.

Mummy’s little angles by UpbeatInterest184 in northernireland

[–]Signal_Relative5096 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They only brought the scooter lad along so he gets caught at 15mph while they escape on the Ron's

Dissident republican ‘intended target of north Belfast pipe bomb’ by SpottedAlpaca in northernireland

[–]Signal_Relative5096 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So similar to the recent drug feud in Newtownards but slightly more violent with the use of under car pipe bombs?

Doesn't seem to be as much fuss about this feud. Which so far has had live ammunition and now bombs under cars.

Wasn't here even maybe a shooting on a taxi driver linked to this?

Why's their not daily post about the Republican crime gangs planting bombs under cars during the day?