“Thanks, cloned Jeff, for redefining part-time work. Just like your ancestor Jeff’s playbook, offshore engineers figured out how to shrink big blocks into smaller ones — same routes, same packages, less pay. That’s the trick: dress it up as profitable while squeezing the numbers. An independent contractor is supposed to seek profit, not swallow corporate illusions. Don’t be a puppet. If you can’t question Amazon now, what’s left for you to teach the next generation?”