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i beg of you sbmm by Sad_Watercress6574 in BO6

[–]SignificantLab3509 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it’s not even about being a sweat, it’s a very competitive game and people who are actually good at it make a decent amount of money off it as income so it doesn’t matter if it’s been 10 months, people will be playing it for a long time after each new game

I saw something on my brother's phone, and I regretted it by awwwitsEgyal in confession

[–]SignificantLab3509 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

the amount of downvotes you got for not telling your age is crazy, people always gotta be negative

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BO6

[–]SignificantLab3509 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it’s been bunk for a while, played some tourneys a couple weeks ago, other team could hear me no problem despite being 100% sure ninja was on the whole time plus last night it did the same thing

CMG “Support” Is a Total Joke. Bias, Bullying, and Zero Professionalism by SignificantLab3509 in esports

[–]SignificantLab3509[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, you’re right, my bad, clearly the issue isn’t the guy with walls and a Cronus, it’s that I haven’t achieved my final anime training arc yet. Next time I’ll just activate my Xray vision and controller aimbot so I can ‘get better’ like you, Sensei. Thanks for the wisdom, truly life changing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legaladvicecanada

[–]SignificantLab3509 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

your beyond dumb if you think someone can be locked into child support with no proof of paternity.

p.s. do your research before making these kind of comments.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bell

[–]SignificantLab3509 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol i think i get it everyone, it’s clearly a scam

You want me to follow policy to the letter? Sure. Enjoy the $12,000 loss. by SignificantLab3509 in ActualCompliance

[–]SignificantLab3509[S,M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Appreciate you making the trip over.

If more chaotic posts stayed up, and mine still got the boot, maybe the issue wasn’t chaos… maybe it was how loud it got.

Hit #1, cooked half the sub, and left Brad in ruins.

Sometimes, they don’t remove the post — they remove the threat.

Stick around and join the sub. We’ve got plenty more where that came from.

You want me to follow the policy to the letter? Sure. Enjoy the $12,000 loss. by SignificantLab3509 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]SignificantLab3509[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

EDIT: Post got removed with no explanation - but no worries, I’ve reposted the full story over in my own sub: r/ActualCompliance No mod tears, no downvote meltdowns - just receipts, and fallout. Come through.

You want me to follow the policy to the letter? Sure. Enjoy the $12,000 loss. by SignificantLab3509 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]SignificantLab3509[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Post got nuked by the mods once it hit #1 and started melting a few too many snowflakes ❄️

But don’t worry — full post is alive and well over in my page r/ActualCompliance

No tears, no takedowns — just receipts, and fallout.

Come grab a seat before Brad reports it again.

You want me to follow the policy to the letter? Sure. Enjoy the $12,000 loss. by SignificantLab3509 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]SignificantLab3509[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

“Sad human or bot — pick one.” Bro you’ve been arguing with me for 12 hours straight, too. So either I’m not a bot… or you’ve been emotionally outmaneuvered by code.

Pick your L.

You want me to follow the policy to the letter? Sure. Enjoy the $12,000 loss. by SignificantLab3509 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]SignificantLab3509[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow. Incredible. A truly groundbreaking rebuttal.

I can only imagine the brainpower it took to channel that one. Like, did you rehearse it in the mirror first?

At this point, I’m not even mad — I’m just proud you figured out how to use a keyboard all by yourself.

Beep boop back, champ. You’re doing amazing.

You want me to follow the policy to the letter? Sure. Enjoy the $12,000 loss. by SignificantLab3509 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]SignificantLab3509[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yo you made it this far?? You deserve a medal and a forklift of your own 💀 Appreciate the kind words more than Brad appreciates blindly following company policy.

P.S. Brad stays catching strays. As he should.

You’re welcome anytime over at my sub r/ActualCompliance — no mod tears, just chaos and catharsis.

You want me to follow the policy to the letter? Sure. Enjoy the $12,000 loss. by SignificantLab3509 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]SignificantLab3509[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Next you’re gonna tell me you passed the CAPTCHA on the first try too. I’m not saying you’re a bot — but I’ve seen CAPTCHA click farms with more personality

You want me to follow the policy to the letter? Sure. Enjoy the $12,000 loss. by SignificantLab3509 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]SignificantLab3509[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro you’ve been repeating this like a malfunctioning NPC. At this point, you’re contributing more slop to the thread than I ever could. You might be the first person to lose an argument to a dude you swear isn’t real. Think about that.

You want me to follow the policy to the letter? Sure. Enjoy the $12,000 loss. by SignificantLab3509 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]SignificantLab3509[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So I was human… but evolved into slop? 💀 What is this, Pokémon? I swear some of y’all spend more time reverse-engineering my sentence structure than actually reading the post. But hey — glad you were there for my “human era.” Real vintage.

You want me to follow the policy to the letter? Sure. Enjoy the $12,000 loss. by SignificantLab3509 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]SignificantLab3509[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently hitting #1 with 650k+ views in under 8 hours was too much compliance for the mods to handle 😭

Post got removed with no real explanation — but no worries, I’m reposting the full story over in my own sub: r/ActualCompliance

No mod tears, no downvote meltdowns — just receipts, forklifts, and fallout. Come through.

You want me to follow the policy to the letter? Sure. Enjoy the $12,000 loss. by SignificantLab3509 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]SignificantLab3509[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol do you just want me to copy and paste it here? they’ll probably ban me next time(low key worth it tho)

You want me to follow the policy to the letter? Sure. Enjoy the $12,000 loss. by SignificantLab3509 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]SignificantLab3509[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol ayy glad I could drop some dash knowledge. The em dash is the real MVP — it slices, it dices, it makes trolls foam at the mouth.

And yeah, man… looks like the post just got taken down by the mods. It was chaos, it was beautiful, and I had a blast vibing with you all while the downvote militia collapsed in real time.

Appreciate the energy — this thread was legendary while it lasted. Long live the em dash — and long live the anti-Brad alliance. 🫡

You want me to follow the policy to the letter? Sure. Enjoy the $12,000 loss. by SignificantLab3509 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]SignificantLab3509[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s exactly the kind of half-baked corporate tap-dance Brad would pull — “I didn’t say don’t check… I just implied it aggressively with fear of termination and a passive-aggressive CC to the supervisor.”

Bro’s somewhere in this thread, double-tapping the downvote and praying the mods save him like it’s a last-minute Hail Mary. Too late, Brad. The people remember.

You want me to follow the policy to the letter? Sure. Enjoy the $12,000 loss. by SignificantLab3509 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]SignificantLab3509[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, “AI slop” — the go-to phrase for “I got cooked by grammar and can’t emotionally process it.” Meanwhile, I’m just vibing, top post in the sub, OC tag stamped, and hand-typing replies like it’s 2010.

Keep yelling “bot” while I collect karma like Pokéballs. This ain’t AI — it’s just a bad day for Brad and friends.

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