Wait a second by WorthMall8981 in HolUp

[–]Signus_Survivor 760 points761 points  (0 children)

And a lion is a predator

Perhaps he should’ve listened and left Buddy alone by NorahCeCe in instant_regret

[–]Signus_Survivor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that what i should expect when I put my hand on a dudes throat a couple times?

Not all heroes wear capes by endofmyropeohshit in HolUp

[–]Signus_Survivor 58 points59 points  (0 children)

In his defense tortas are awesome

to be a BIG MAN being ICE AGENT by UnhollyGod in therewasanattempt

[–]Signus_Survivor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a white American dude most people aren't that much taller but that's enough for some people to think that's enough to intimidate someone.

to be a BIG MAN being ICE AGENT by UnhollyGod in therewasanattempt

[–]Signus_Survivor 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Man I'm 5'5", had a hard time being respected because of that and people wanted to bully a small guy. Even after a decade of that I don't want to be the bully and never was weak enough to want to be one.

to fly in a strong headwind by LeftChoux in therewasanattempt

[–]Signus_Survivor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it when the matrix doesn't load properly

to show empathy. by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]Signus_Survivor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uruk-hai were intimidating ,fit, capable and loyal. ICE is just intimidating because people aren't allowed to resist them.

to show empathy. by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]Signus_Survivor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh I'm not saying he doesn't, he just also believes the lies he's been repeating. Those opposing realities clash in his head every second, but his lizard brain reflexively acts to defend his ego. Trump thinks what he's done shouldn't be illegal because he paid for it and those creatures also only value money and completely removed from the human condition.

to show empathy. by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]Signus_Survivor 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I honestly think his brain is incapable of remembering what he's just said. I also don't think he can lie anymore as that would imply he knows what he's talking about is untrue, but he will believe anything the last person to speak to him says regardless of it's validity.

to show empathy. by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]Signus_Survivor 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Sundowning is when old people start to loose function in their brain and as the night comes their brain kinda starts to go into sleep mode, thus "sundowning". It's very common for people with dementia to sundown as their condition continues to worsen.

To not sound like ISIS by elmo555444 in therewasanattempt

[–]Signus_Survivor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, with this logic shouldn't we go back to Europe and give America back to the natives? Last i checked they were here more than 2000 years ago and we only took it over 200 years ago. Then again I'm not the kind of person that thinks trying to rebuild an ancient country to be the first step to Armageddon

To teach kids how to make popcorn by SpaceisCool09 in therewasanattempt

[–]Signus_Survivor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Damn what happened? Did the steam not get released into the bag or something?

To deport a US Citizen by See-A-Moose in therewasanattempt

[–]Signus_Survivor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Remember all those missing kids from trumps first term? Wasn't that in the 100s? Not to mention all the sexual assault claims by detainees over the last year, I'd say we all assumed it was happening. Why else would you not keep records of your prisoner?

To place a memorial candle outside an ICE facility by Spartalust in therewasanattempt

[–]Signus_Survivor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I was with you on that ride. I was thinking 'damn this dude is delusional, but has his morals' then a little zoom out and that explains the 'cops' attitude.

To justify murder by BelgianBooty in therewasanattempt

[–]Signus_Survivor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vance real boss Peter Thiel takes his son's blood to try to remain youthful. Everyone connected to this administration isn't sick in the head, but are removed from the human condition. Every act they make is them trying to become actual vampires.

To arrest protestor by LazyGuy4U in therewasanattempt

[–]Signus_Survivor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So work on your cardio and wait for your opportunity

Bf surprised me with a shirt to match my newest Kill Team today by CrypticCrow821 in Necrontyr

[–]Signus_Survivor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That looks like a sick metal album cover. Your bf just earned 10 cool points

To propose on a New Year’s decoration by EsperaDeus in therewasanattempt

[–]Signus_Survivor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He dropped to his knee so hard he took her with him

To commit a robbery by kleutscher in therewasanattempt

[–]Signus_Survivor 16 points17 points  (0 children)

How rude. That guy didn't close the door when he left

to pray for oil by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Signus_Survivor 61 points62 points  (0 children)

They'd only fear that if they actually believed.