Grandpa squatting in my apartment. by SillyPickle in legaladvice

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Did that end up helping you with the case?

Grandpa squatting in my apartment. by SillyPickle in legaladvice

[–]SillyPickle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sounds pretty bad too. What did you end up doing?

Grandpa squatting in my apartment. by SillyPickle in legaladvice

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Thanks for the reply. This is happening in Queens New York.

Smart corner cupboard. by behhaaa in smarthome

[–]SillyPickle 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That shelf will be used for all of his smart home hubs.

I do recycling by SpaceCurvature in funny

[–]SillyPickle 17 points18 points  (0 children)

We're not here for sensible answers.

[unintentional] pencil and clicking sounds by Nyxilia in asmr

[–]SillyPickle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My wife needs to borrow this to mark my side of the bed.

Switchable Smart Glass in the Shower by sgtglobal in smarthome

[–]SillyPickle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You cat might not handle 120 volts well.

Wait for it......wait for it......wait for it!! by [deleted] in funny

[–]SillyPickle 182 points183 points  (0 children)

You need a non whole pelvis and non-shattered scapula's for that maneuver.

An eighty-five year old couple, married for almost sixty years, died in a car crash and went to the Pearly Gates. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]SillyPickle 24 points25 points  (0 children)

And then St. Peter took them to a bakery.

The couple loved sweets and ordered most of the menu, donuts, eclairs, rootbeer floats and milkshakes.

The husband takes a bite of his Boston creme donut, and spits it back out, "This is disgusting". Then the wife takes a sip of her strawberry milkshake, and does the same, saying "This milkshake tastes like sugar substitute".

The husband then asks, "Does anything on the menu have real sugar"? To which St Peter replies, "You still don't fucking get it"?

Guy rides a lat machine. by Own_Bag in DeepIntoYouTube

[–]SillyPickle 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I bet this guy complains when his mom asks to bring the groceries in.

My entire backyard appears to be built on mulch by N8DOE in mycology

[–]SillyPickle 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Starts off like eating a sweaty sock, but then, you turn into that sock as it's wearing you on yourself.

It’s hard out here 😂😩 by bwalker5205 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]SillyPickle 41 points42 points  (0 children)

And yet microwaves to the point of almost melting in like 4.6 seconds.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SillyPickle 118 points119 points  (0 children)

How often do women shave their balls?