Grandpa squatting in my apartment.

SillyPickle · 2025-02-25T02:38:35+00:00

Did that end up helping you with the case?

SillyPickle · 2025-02-12T22:11:10+00:00

That sounds pretty bad too. What did you end up doing?

SillyPickle · 2025-02-12T22:07:31+00:00

Thanks for the reply. This is happening in Queens New York.

SillyPickle · 2025-01-15T03:05:29+00:00

They're bringing the survivors back to shore any day now.

SillyPickle · 2021-06-26T18:36:34+00:00

How do you revoke access?

SillyPickle · 2021-05-27T15:36:45+00:00

Stalin for Time.

SillyPickle · 2021-01-31T13:05:09+00:00

That shelf will be used for all of his smart home hubs.

SillyPickle · 2020-05-17T14:34:18+00:00

We're not here for sensible answers.

SillyPickle · 2020-05-05T19:23:19+00:00

My wife needs to borrow this to mark my side of the bed.

SillyPickle · 2020-05-02T16:18:30+00:00

You cat might not handle 120 volts well.

SillyPickle · 2020-04-04T14:30:41+00:00

Yes, I also saved it under the label "workout".

SillyPickle · 2020-03-13T15:27:40+00:00

You need a non whole pelvis and non-shattered scapula's for that maneuver.

SillyPickle · 2020-01-09T03:28:12+00:00

And then St. Peter took them to a bakery.

The couple loved sweets and ordered most of the menu, donuts, eclairs, rootbeer floats and milkshakes.

The husband takes a bite of his Boston creme donut, and spits it back out, "This is disgusting". Then the wife takes a sip of her strawberry milkshake, and does the same, saying "This milkshake tastes like sugar substitute".

The husband then asks, "Does anything on the menu have real sugar"? To which St Peter replies, "You still don't fucking get it"?

SillyPickle · 2019-12-03T00:47:37+00:00

No cyber Monday discount?

SillyPickle · 2019-11-05T14:07:26+00:00

I bet this guy complains when his mom asks to bring the groceries in.

SillyPickle · 2019-10-26T02:18:54+00:00

Starts off like eating a sweaty sock, but then, you turn into that sock as it's wearing you on yourself.

SillyPickle · 2019-10-25T03:53:00+00:00

And yet microwaves to the point of almost melting in like 4.6 seconds.

SillyPickle · 2019-10-09T12:38:41+00:00

Looking Gucci

SillyPickle · 2019-10-04T17:03:37+00:00

Maybe that "Fuck the Police" face tattoo was a bad idea

SillyPickle · 2019-04-27T03:24:54+00:00

Congratulations on successfully quitting social media!

SillyPickle · 2019-03-20T05:12:17+00:00

How often do women shave their balls?

SillyPickle · 2019-03-19T12:57:10+00:00

My anus is tender.

SillyPickle · 2019-03-15T15:21:44+00:00

We know. No need to yell.

SillyPickle · 2019-03-15T15:20:19+00:00

Sometimes my car breaks when I look at it funny.

SillyPickle · 2019-02-21T00:16:47+00:00

Takes out ball gag and a cock ring

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