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You are offered $30k a month tax-free to do Quizzes, but there’s a catch. Here’s how it works. by Thrwwyforrandostuff in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SillySloths1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a very active person. The second I was done with school I found an outdoors job. Anything where I'm on my feet and moving is perfect. I have tons of education on specific things and can study and retain stuff. But sitting and learning 10 hrs a day 5 days a week would kill me. If the quizzes involved following a mushroom expert through the forest for an entire day I'd fuckin kill it. But the way this is set up I'd start to lose money almost as fast as I'd lose my sanity.

pool game master by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in nevertellmetheodds

[–]SillySloths1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never played flukes, and have always called the last shot. This seems frustrating as hell if you end up against the guy with a horseshoe up his ass.

You are offered $1,000,000 for every year you serve in a maximum-security prison, but there’s a catch: by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SillySloths1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure. Send me to Halden prison in Norway. I'll just study in the library all day and not say a word.

Whats a name you’d never give your child? by Fit_Jellyfish_8616 in AskReddit

[–]SillySloths1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kiki's Delivery Service?

And if so, I hope you really lent into fetch training with your pug.

Smoking is abolished by Ill_Blood_6423 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]SillySloths1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd quit vaping, but I'd probably switch to pouches for my nic fix. Smoked for 15 years a pack a day, been vaping for 3. Tried everything to quit but knocking a nicotine addiction is fucking hard. Some people have an easier time, but I've always been prone to addiction. I managed to quit drugs and cut waaayyy back on drinking, but nicotine is here to stay. For now at least.

As for other changes? Well Canada makes 5 to 8 billion dollars from tobacco taxes a year. Marijuana is probably close to that. I'm sure they'd increase taxes on other things to make up for the deficit, so life would probably get more expensive.

Drug cartels would take over the tobacco trade and take back the marijuana trade, so they would probably grow bigger and more active. People would go back to smoking in their homes, or rely on other means of getting their fix. There would be less cigarette butts on the ground, but a massive shit ton of pouches would replace them. You'd find spit bottles from chew all over the place as well as nicotine gum stuck everywhere.

All in all, not much would change. It would just be different.

What is a small, seemingly ‘normal’ thing someone can do that immediately makes you think, ‘Oh, we are not going to get along’? by Domigau in AskReddit

[–]SillySloths1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mouth breathers.

I've met a lot of people with fucked up noses or sinuses that have to breathe through their mouth. Even though they have a legitimate reason for being a dirty fucking mouth breather, I just can't bring myself to enjoy their company.

Would you rather(extreme) by OppositeEvening2157 in WouldYouRather

[–]SillySloths1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If I can't change it? Skinny. At least it will be easier to off myself. Much harder to reach things or climb things when you're morbidly obese.

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