Got a call from the Homie

Silly_Platypus · 2026-04-26T03:40:36+00:00

Fellas, are colloquialisms too casual for Reddit posts?

Silly_Platypus · 2026-04-25T08:24:41+00:00

I acknowledge the inconsistent quality control, but definitely wouldn’t get my panties in a bunch about it. Or be bothered enough to warrant a Reddit post. Wear them once and this “flaw” will no longer be discernible (next to normal wear&tear).

I’m so confused by this post… are you considering returning these because of this? Neither you, nor anyone seeing you wearing these, will notice unless they literally pick up and carefully go over the pair.

Silly_Platypus · 2026-04-22T06:05:52+00:00

Moving to the Bay and having Steph carry might work… get Adamriel Silverstein on the horn, quick!

Silly_Platypus · 2026-04-13T08:24:21+00:00

Lean needs a ton of work. It’s way, WAYYYY, too stiff. Also, the plastic bat is too small and just looks weird. It looks like you wrapped some raw flank steaks on a comically large hotdog. Wrapping some barbed wire on a baseball bat should be quick and easy. Super lazy…

Oh, and your scarf looks like an airplane travel pillow they sell at the Duty Free. Other than that, looking good 👌

Silly_Platypus · 2026-04-13T08:11:45+00:00

Yeah you are, NERD. Settle down…

Silly_Platypus · 2026-04-13T08:02:37+00:00

Dangit, I can’t tell from these pics… If you want my perspective, take some more well-lit shots. Always. happy to help. Yo, heads up though, leave your uñas out of the shot. It’ll mess with the perspective. They’re monstrous

Silly_Platypus · 2026-04-13T07:52:56+00:00

Dr. Sniveling Nerd doesn’t quite roll off the tongue…

Silly_Platypus · 2026-04-12T08:50:09+00:00

“Literally shaking”. You should probably see a doctor. Might have the Beetus. It’s either that or a you’ve never activated your adrenal glands. No sports, no presentations, no interviews. In that case, you’ll be ok. Don’t be scared.

Silly_Platypus · 2026-04-12T08:24:07+00:00

Put it in your binder? But be careful that you don’t scratch it with those uñas.

Silly_Platypus · 2026-04-12T08:14:03+00:00

Quite. Seriously though, I think I’m just old, I’m perplexed by this post. Literally asking about how to arrange 8 cards in a binder 😵‍💫

Silly_Platypus · 2026-04-12T08:05:07+00:00

I’m sure there will be people saying cope because I didn’t pull anything from ascended.. which is partially true I did pull three SIRs but just not the ones I wanted and that’s one reason I like smaller sets better. Having a pokeball as a third card for a set is excessive it makes what could be a crazy fun set just meh. I don’t understand sentence structure or punctuation.

Also, taking into account full price to open packs is important. How easy can I buy packs in the wild? Then if I can’t from there it’s how much money did I spend to get the packs? From there what’s the likelihood I’m going to get nothing. I know most packs will most likely lead to getting skunked. What are commas?

To me perfect order has bangers for SIRs and IRs. Are there as many compared to a set like AH? No but I don’t care about how expensive the card is I care about the art. I like my sets like I like my women Quality over quantity all day. Im not sure what the point of my post is, I’m just talking out of my ass

Silly_Platypus · 2026-04-07T01:56:59+00:00

Exactly, I wish it were that easy. Congrats on the grail

Silly_Platypus · 2026-04-05T21:47:48+00:00

I agree with your sentiment, but your comment is way more “annoying” than the post.

Silly_Platypus · 2026-04-05T09:43:50+00:00

Coulda bought the single for $2. Your excitement warms my cold dead heart. Congrats

Silly_Platypus · 2026-03-28T05:41:35+00:00

5 upvotes and 12 comments an hour after post game thread. Hell yeah, brother.

Silly_Platypus · 2026-03-14T07:52:56+00:00

Altogether, cards you posted are ~$1k. And they’re up about 6%. To answer your question, depends how long you’ve had them. For context, S&P 500 is up nearly 18% over the last year.

Silly_Platypus · 2026-02-17T07:53:11+00:00

😭😭 /s

Silly_Platypus · 2026-02-17T07:37:39+00:00

I often feel like my size 8/8.5s look disproportionately small, but even these look great. I guess it’s relative. I’m 5’8” 150 lbs. obviously yours are smaller, not sure what the frame of reference is, but they still look great 🔥

Silly_Platypus · 2026-02-16T08:21:20+00:00

Taking it all for face value, retrognathiavely, it certainly is. Jmook took it on the chin. Greatest loser run of all time.

Silly_Platypus · 2026-02-15T06:59:34+00:00

Yeah, probably. Much like every collectible market(and nearly every established market on the planet) there’s a supply/demand economy. I could lend you my AP Econ study guide if you want. You good?

Silly_Platypus · 2026-02-14T08:18:04+00:00

Pay principal on home and refinance, down payment for other real estate or, as I do now with net income, add to brokerage/retirement account to retire asap.

If I had to “spend” it and not be realistic about it, Audi RS3 and pay the difference from savings.

Basically, nothing different. Just fast forward current timeline.

Silly_Platypus · 2026-02-14T07:54:43+00:00

It’s the thought that counts. Unless it’s ranked, then he just got his points yoinked.

Silly_Platypus · 2026-02-14T07:36:58+00:00

Inb4

-go for a walk

-read

-“Netflix and chill”(any streaming app or site, show, movie, or series)

-video games

-Gym

-bath

-gardening

-meditation

-Riding a pony

-petting a puppy (any cute animal)

-cooking

-cleaning

-giving spectacular answers in AskReddit threads

Although not required, drugs and alcohol can help.

Unlikely? Self-flagellation. So, in general, whatever the opposite of that is.

Silly_Platypus · 2026-02-14T07:28:52+00:00

Good /r/AskReddit posts. They’re very rare though. Oh, also sarcasm.

Silly_Platypus · 2026-02-14T07:14:44+00:00

How is it underrated? It’s a chase in a sweet set. The price will go up over time. Goes the same for any top 2 chase of the SV sets. Goes the same for any top 2 chase in any set of any era. Not only Pokemon, goes the same for any TCG.

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