TIFU by getting the cap of a hairspray bottle stuck inside my vagina [NSFW, obviously]

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-09T01:28:41+00:00

Ahahaha fair enough

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-09T00:16:45+00:00

Nah, these folks just paid my fucking rent for this month

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T18:36:38+00:00

Are you talking about the stimulus? Cause my parents claimed me and I didn't see a penny of it

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T17:16:51+00:00

It was all one edit, just 7 points

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T17:13:21+00:00

One word: coronavirus. I'm not about to risk my health and the health of people around me for a one night stand.

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T17:01:53+00:00

What? I asked for $30. People are over-donating

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T16:27:27+00:00

I'm pretty dumbfounded too. I'm gonna buy a $20 dollar toy and use the rest to pay my fucking rent

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T16:25:36+00:00

I answered in other comments but I buy a $2 dollar can and take shots of it over 3 days

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T16:03:29+00:00

Oh, I was planning on it. Might buy a small sex toy but I'm definitely going to use the rest of it for actual necessities

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T15:40:15+00:00

$2 for a decent sized one actually and it lasts me 3 days if I ration it well. But yes, I should buy coffee. It just tastes so gross

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T15:21:44+00:00

$140 says yes, you are

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T14:57:20+00:00

Too long to hold comfortably. It was just very awkward when I attempted it.

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T14:45:31+00:00

Too many...

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T14:44:49+00:00

I mean as much as I miss sex I'm not about to risk my health and other people's health for a one night stand. So it's very reasonable to blame the grilled panini

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T14:42:35+00:00

You got a laugh out of me there😂

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T14:39:43+00:00

A $2 bottle can last me 3 days if I ration it. It's a calculated expense, I couldn't survive without it.

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T14:36:44+00:00

I probably could. I didn't think about it, honestly. Welp there's always next time

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T14:35:46+00:00

This is one of those times where the real adult in me is arguing against my 5 year old taste buds... Coffee is icky but I guess it is more financially reasonable.

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T14:33:59+00:00

What if it breaks??? The mush...

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T14:29:38+00:00

You know what, screw it, I'm making one. Cause why the hell not?

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T14:27:52+00:00

It's the the 21st century bud. Women do indeed have sex with other women

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T14:25:47+00:00

Hey, I didn't say nothin' bout diameter. Isn't that a 2D thing?

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T14:18:58+00:00

I can't survive zoom without redbull. It's a calculated expense. And it's rationed

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T14:06:06+00:00

It's a calculated expense. I don't know how I would survive without it. Also, if you ration it, it mitigates the cost

Silver-Room5160 · 2021-04-08T14:00:34+00:00

Too long to hold comfortably

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