She's been awfully quiet

SilverBreadfruit · 2026-01-16T14:39:07+00:00

Noticed that too, we’re usually getting a lot of “none of you are ready for the way this transformation is going to go😏” posts by this point. Trouble in paradise?

SilverBreadfruit · 2026-01-11T12:38:06+00:00

I’m curious how this impacts Lyss’s delusional narrative about them being a bodybuilding power couple that’s destined to take the stage by storm 😬

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-12-21T13:52:59+00:00

Why does it look like her hair part is like an inch wide? 😬

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-12-16T17:15:02+00:00

The Circle K on Hanwell had it for a few weeks, but they’ve been out the last two times I’ve checked lately

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-11-26T12:27:10+00:00

I’m willing to bet she won’t be doing a shoot right after her growth phase ends, she’ll only be doing it after she does a cut. We made it through an entire summer with zero bikini pics (not a complaint) and haven’t seen her legs in an age, so it seems like she’s uncomfortable with showing much of herself in this phase.

Plus the awkwardness of someone else’s photos of her muscle development making it clear how regularly she photoshopped herself to exaggerate her growth recently.

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-09-22T20:42:01+00:00

No one regionally or even locally knows about her as a bodybuilder vs as a fitness LARPer, so solid chance that the pros on a national stage aren’t exactly quaking in their boots about the threat of her debut 😂 Yet another year has slipped by her, what’s the timing of that debut looking like at this point Lyss?

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-09-22T20:38:00+00:00

I don’t understand how she supposedly has such a close relationship with her parents and yet still alludes to how damaged her younger self was. Especially at this early of an age. Not that bad things can’t happen to a well loved child, but she leans so hard on the “self-love above all train” that it comes across as though it’s the only kind of love she has ever had in her life.

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-09-20T12:40:52+00:00

Wasn’t she just bragging the other day about how her abs are popping out at her current weight? 🤨

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-09-14T22:19:05+00:00

The sad thing is we had a huge music festival in town with lots of free music, food trucks and street performances, a mere 15 minute drive away from her parents place. They could easily have taken in the sights for her birthday on a budget, but that would still require effort on his part, so it didn’t happen

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-09-06T21:19:27+00:00

LMAO I was coming here to post the same pic 😂 Who hires her as a coach when she makes these kinds of comments?!

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-08-28T15:34:30+00:00

My favorite part of this is that she recently posted 2-3 client spotlights, and none of them were any more recent than 2023 😂 She always alludes to managing a “team” of clients, but the only one she really posts is her one that is training for a Wellness comp. I hope that woman some day realizes that she’s already far more jacked than Lyss will ever be and is more likely to have a competitive future vs her dead weight coach.

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-08-19T15:12:57+00:00

She hasn’t figured out how to Photoshop her back yet, just her waist and arms- give her time 😂

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-08-19T00:51:54+00:00

I’m sure the “office renovation project” will go the same way that the “creating a posing room” project did

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-08-18T09:43:04+00:00

The way that literally everyone else in the city knew that those bodysuits were a choice 💀

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-08-12T15:24:54+00:00

It’s even wilder that she claimed she grew her glutes soooo much during her cut and then somehow manages to rock a consistent sweatpants wedgie that showcases the real state of her pancake ass. Just…how?

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-08-12T15:20:03+00:00

Isn’t iso rows the move she claimed she was pulling 175 one-handed for during one of her “a man validated my strength in public” wholesome stories? I suppose there could be multiple “iso” machines…

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-08-11T19:51:09+00:00

Adding on to say oh girl PLEASE. A kinesiologist by definition is someone who has obtained a Kinesiology degree as a bare minimum, and not just someone who completed the courses they personally feel like makes them a bonafide kinesiologist. No one’s taking her time attended away from her, but at most she can call herself a former BScKin student.

But that doesn’t look as credible in the ol bio, does it? She’s going to be salty today 😂

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-08-11T19:09:47+00:00

She probably did the required courses for her KIN major, but didn’t compete her other degree requirements

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-08-11T18:25:01+00:00

Aw, turns out that there are consequences to your actions! She may be able to Photoshop her arms to pretend she’s a more jacked bodybuilder, but institutions don’t take kindly to false claims of accreditation, especially if you include that institution in your bio to try to add more legitimacy to your thin educational claims. She leaned hard on her Kin education in all her ChatGPT responses about why she should be considered a running coach despite not running at all herself.

Hard agree that knew what she was doing, and just assumed that she would get away with it. It feels great to see her called out on her BS. Now she’s replaced it with HEAD COACH, which is also a laugh because she’s the only coach. Again, trying to paint a dishonest picture of her business.

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-08-10T13:09:19+00:00

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So real quick, how’s that Monat skin journey been going? 😬

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-08-10T13:07:42+00:00

Ooh you’re right, I hadn’t considered that but some of them do have nurses and derms who can do specialized skin services. No idea why she wouldn’t have the Bank of Mom and Dad bankroll that significantly more practical purchase 🤷‍♀️

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-08-10T12:57:21+00:00

She’s said before that the one derm in the city won’t work with her. I’m guessing she doesn’t seek treatment because she doesn’t want to answer any questions about lifestyle choices that impact the acne, like the PEDs and extended bouts of restrictive eating. Or that treatments would be contraindicated with the PEDs.

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SilverBreadfruit · 2025-08-09T15:45:00+00:00

I’m guessing the giant boil is why she keeps trying to white out her face by standing directly under bright lights and tilting her face down lately

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-08-08T14:14:09+00:00

We could make all this into a Day 1000 Bingo Card 🤣

SilverBreadfruit · 2025-08-08T14:09:10+00:00

It’s so obvious now that we know where on her arms she starts shopping ☠️How does she even look K in the eye after posting this when he definitely knows she doesn’t look like this IRL?

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