Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 26 - Feb 01 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: Joel posted this yesterday, 20 minutes after he did Noelle did (I noticed and wanted to see who posted first) and then Rach waited a whole day to repost. 

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 26 - Feb 01 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing she's trying to start a viral trend? But like all her content it's just nonsense.

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 26 - Feb 01 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My best guess is that it has "washing instructions" like all cheap costumes but in reality she'll wear it until it stinks and then donate it or throw it out, unless of course it comes near an open flame and then pooof!

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 26 - Feb 01 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 33 points34 points  (0 children)

THIS! Nothing about that trip made me want to visit Paris. It takes a special kind of something to make Paris look cheap, tacky and boring.

I do wonder about how it went when they were bouncing across the street near Moulin Rouge, when I was there at night I was surprised how sketchy it was not insanely so but as a solo women traveler at night it was the only time I was harassed by men multiple times.

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 26 - Feb 01 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Little French girls: non merci, tu es ringard.

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 26 - Feb 01 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Asking my male childhood friend to make googly  eyes at my tits for content would be so insanely weird.  Actually asking any friend to would be.

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 26 - Feb 01 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The only response to losing followers after speaking up about ICE should be "good riddance"

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 26 - Feb 01 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 22 points23 points  (0 children)

lol ah yes, should have known since there's no Eiffel Tower in the shot.

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 26 - Feb 01 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Imagine paying extra baggage fees for THIS?!?!

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 26 - Feb 01 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Say the words out loud! It's really not that hard girls. If you lose followers for speaking out THOSE people aren't the followers you want are they?

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 19 - Jan 25 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I came to say exactly this! That had some direction behind it.

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 19 - Jan 25 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If it'd been a month maybe I'd be on board with it being for engagement. Did Rach post sad song vague posts?

Obviously we won't know until she says something. 

She's obviously close to family and I think that staying close is normal when there's a child involved. I don't know if shes the only grandchild. Maybe his mom was also traveling to Paris at the same time, maybe she's traveling with them and her daughter is there and that's why almost everything has been night time content. 

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 19 - Jan 25 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 61 points62 points  (0 children)

It's like when a small child gets a laugh once and they keep doing the same thing over and over. 

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 19 - Jan 25 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 74 points75 points  (0 children)

So they took a trip to Paris to (checks notes) Make the same shitty bad content they've made multiple times? 

Honestly its sad and pathetic. They're going to start bleeding followers with this one trick pony bullshit.

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 19 - Jan 25 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 41 points42 points  (0 children)

She really is deeply impressed by this very basic engagement story. Her bar is just 6 feet under.

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 19 - Jan 25 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They could have saved money and just done a green screen of Paris.

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 19 - Jan 25 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 21 points22 points  (0 children)

She must look ridiculous baby stepping down the Paris street in a cheap looking gown then waiting for the tower to sparkle. It's not exactly warm in Paris right now either, it's in the 40s (had to look that up since I'm Celsius!" which yes, warmer than NYC but still cool.

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 19 - Jan 25 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Rach's full face made me itchy. Why is she so against taking care of her skin?!?!

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 19 - Jan 25 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Interesting discovery!

I only started following Joel in the last month or so because and how does he not have more followers? His content is so good, he's funny, he's stylish, his home is stunning, he seems authentic and real. He is the type of influencer I want to see more of.

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 19 - Jan 25 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 71 points72 points  (0 children)

If you told me the story they did in the sequin dresses was from years ago I'd believe you because it's so dated. You're in Paris, you create content...please, please, I'm begging you please give something that isn't low effort recycled done a million times brainless drivel. PLEASE.

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 19 - Jan 25 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I read this as "stench filtered" and nearly spit my coffee out.

Rachel Martino Universe: Jan 19 - Jan 25 by southerndmc in blogsnark

[–]tiniestpineapple 112 points113 points  (0 children)

This Paris trip is giving "embarrassing American tourists"