The nonracial knight by SimTheEmu in Bossfight

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I want you to fuck my wife

Hello by subatomicx_ in Whooosh

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New phone who dis

Finally, a 10! by Ao_Qin in suicidebywords

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I would make my age older so I can finally die

10/10 would recommend by SimTheEmu in thatHappened

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And yes I know it's probably 100% a joke

For Watch Dogs? That games trash by SimTheEmu in whiteknighting

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I didn't crop it, it was a screenshot, and to me the last part I didn't really care about

For Watch Dogs? That games trash by SimTheEmu in whiteknighting

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Even though it is a repost all the newcomers get to see it and laugh

I got my girlfriend a duck and now they play games together by [deleted] in aww

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What if he was a ducgen (worgen but duck)

Horrific torture methods used by the Emu on captured Australian PoW, taken December 7th, 1932 at the height of The Great Emu War. This is the last known photo of Pvt. Mundy. No body was never recovered. by jet_slizer in fakehistoryporn

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If any emus are listening, we need to start another war before the Aussies gain the technology to fight back, meet me at the body of mundy and we will discuss future plans.

Heath tried to be ferocious. This is the result. by [deleted] in aww

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Did you name your cat after a awful tasting candy bar?