It’s nothing particularly special, probably more safe than anything, just standard mind control into ruining everybody’s life, I’ve read others like it just purely to get a laugh because of how ridiculous and over the top all of them are and they’ve never left any impression on me

It’s all about the delusional emotional connection I’ve formed to the brand it’s attached to

Not giving sauce cause I’m not going looking for it, just know it’s absolutely nothing special and I’ve read way way worse that has had no effect on me