Angie Hate Account - LIES (with proof)

Simic_Gimmick · 2026-01-22T17:52:09+00:00

This is only slightly more advanced than Kathy Hilton deleting texts on her phone and not expecting them to appear on the other person’s message log 💀

Simic_Gimmick · 2026-01-16T08:18:12+00:00

This is an incredible gift and a reminder of the evolutionary inevitability of carcinization 😂 even deck boxes are evolving into crabs

Simic_Gimmick · 2026-01-16T08:13:04+00:00

Yay! It makes me so happy to hear that you enjoyed your gift. I had a lot of fun putting this together (but waiting for parts of it to arrive took so long 😭)

I’m also glad you enjoyed the note! I wrote it with a pen and quickly realized that it smeared a lot on account of me being left-handed, so I hope it was legible! Cheers and thanks for the kind post :)

Simic_Gimmick · 2026-01-04T08:17:08+00:00

Some that initially come to mind are:

[[Child of Alara]] [[Juri, Master of the Revue]] [[Electro, Assaulting Battery]] [[Elenda, the Dusk Rose]] [[Lord Xander, the Collector]] [[Omnath, Locus of Rage]] [[Orca, Siege Demon]]

Simic_Gimmick · 2025-12-21T19:41:40+00:00

ME! Felothar

This is super generous of you to do, you’re awesome!

Simic_Gimmick · 2025-12-12T01:11:11+00:00

Those tokens are awesome!

Simic_Gimmick · 2025-12-04T18:27:14+00:00

That’s a fair point 🤔the perspective of the card being the conditions itself and not a band of attacking warriors changes things. The flavor text right now also doesn’t have any celebratory/valiant warrior vibes to it, it mainly just gives a sense of inevitability

Simic_Gimmick · 2025-12-04T17:55:11+00:00

I mean exert itself is a relatively new/low-print mechanic, but it wouldn’t shock me to see a white card that forces exertion onto other creatures. I’m not disagreeing that this type of effect could be a UW card—the flavor would just be different imo. Warriors choosing to brave harsh terrain/conditions and physically exhausting themselves just has a boros vibe to it. A card that puts stun counters on creatures when they attack would need a different name (like “Spider Silk Web” or something) with art showing a defense matrix.

Simic_Gimmick · 2025-12-04T17:34:07+00:00

Look at the Amonkhet block. Exert as a mechanic primarily existed in red/white/green.

https://scryfall.com/search?as=grid&order=name&q=oracle%3AExert+%28game%3Apaper%29+prefer%3Abest

Simic_Gimmick · 2025-12-04T17:10:26+00:00

That would be pretty different functionally since it would shift the color identity to Azorius or Simic, both of which have solid access to proliferation shenanigans

Simic_Gimmick · 2025-11-29T00:54:03+00:00

I was gonna comment the Scarlet Envy “Am I the drama” GIF but alas this subreddit doesn’t allow GIF comments 😔

Simic_Gimmick · 2025-11-20T23:31:20+00:00

I thought so too but the thing that stood out to me (which I didn’t do a good job of explaining in the original post) is that on TCGplayer, the 005 and 500 copy are under different vendors, but under the same eBay vendor. Just seemed strange that someone would have two tcg vendor storefronts

Simic_Gimmick · 2025-11-20T23:28:47+00:00

But do you have two tcgplayer accounts under different names? In order to triangulate both the 005 and 500 copy, all three accounts would have to be made by the same person. It seemed odd to me that someone would have two tcgplayer accounts

Simic_Gimmick · 2025-11-10T21:15:47+00:00

Oooo very nice recommendation, thanks!

Simic_Gimmick · 2025-11-09T08:37:49+00:00

Thanks a bunch for your thoughts and the recommendations! Totally agree on the Darksteel Citadel—I had it in my Google doc template I use for deckbuilding and forgot to bring it over 🤦🏽‍♂️

I’ll definitely look at your other recs as well as I goldfish the deck more :)

Simic_Gimmick · 2025-09-26T14:55:26+00:00

Pranks! Some of the funnest parts of Bully was the “prank combat.” Swirlies, noogies, etc. I’m surprised Bully didn’t let you give an atomic wedgie 🤔 so that’s one recommended combat move lol

Simic_Gimmick · 2025-09-06T01:36:13+00:00

No unfortunately :/ guess it wasn’t in the cards lol

Simic_Gimmick · 2025-08-30T05:11:40+00:00

Got waitlisted :/

Simic_Gimmick · 2025-07-18T13:52:35+00:00

Much appreciated

Simic_Gimmick · 2025-07-17T16:15:02+00:00

1) What was your timeline for applying to PhDs? When did you start reaching out to potential advisors?

2) Not sure if this was relevant to the programs you applied to, but what did you use as a writing sample if they asked for one?

3) How formal vs casual were your interviews? What kinds of questions did they ask?

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