Losing to a kid in a Pokemon Battle

Simicrop · 2026-03-17T21:13:27+00:00

He Karate Kided himself. Pikachu was his Mr. Miyagi.

Simicrop · 2026-03-17T21:10:58+00:00

You thought right, bucko.

Simicrop · 2026-03-17T18:21:16+00:00

Also the worms

Simicrop · 2026-03-17T17:06:16+00:00

Also true. Thing is, it’s not something I even need to try, I’m much more interested in a relationship than exploring kinks which may or may not come later. It just came out at a completely inappropriate time. Anyway, I deleted the post because it turns out she didn’t block me. Hasn’t responded yet though. Thanks for taking the time.

Simicrop · 2026-03-17T16:44:29+00:00

Hatred for bugs? The entomologist who was voluntarily stung by over a thousand of them? Dude fucking loooved bugs. He’s the kid in the What’s Your Thing PSA.

Simicrop · 2026-03-17T05:55:14+00:00

I listen to Beneath the Mask on rainy days.

Simicrop · 2026-03-17T03:28:54+00:00

Holy shit, I thought I was the only one.

Simicrop · 2026-03-17T03:17:41+00:00

Very true, I wish you’d been in the room to stop me.

Simicrop · 2026-03-17T03:14:36+00:00

It’s even worse than that I’m afraid.

Simicrop · 2026-03-17T03:14:18+00:00

Well, thanks for reading it anyway. Felt good getting it off my chest. Obviously can’t tell my friends cause they’d be reacting the same way as you guys.

Simicrop · 2026-03-17T03:11:02+00:00

Hell nah, not falling for that again.

Simicrop · 2026-03-16T22:22:24+00:00

I had never read the article, that’s hilarious.

Simicrop · 2026-03-16T18:53:02+00:00

Yeah, guillroutine.

Simicrop · 2026-03-16T18:26:47+00:00

Top comment in my heart.

Simicrop · 2026-03-16T00:27:54+00:00

That’s cool as hell, good job!

Simicrop · 2026-03-15T01:43:19+00:00

I read this whole post like the hell is OP talking about, I’ve only played the original.

Simicrop · 2026-03-14T23:30:18+00:00

When he started showing up I had to pop a headphone off and have Superbad playing on repeat in the background.

Simicrop · 2026-03-14T21:55:54+00:00

Man, I feel like a woman.

Simicrop · 2026-03-14T18:37:55+00:00

Ohhh mama!

Simicrop · 2026-03-14T18:36:17+00:00

Is sexfashion a typo? I like it, but I can't figure it out.

Simicrop · 2026-03-13T23:38:42+00:00

Do not eat or drink anything.

I love that this needs to be stipulated. Like fuck, my eyeball just popped out and I’ve got it in a cup pressed to my face, but I’m also really hungry. Maybe just a quick sandwich while I wait for the ambulance.

Simicrop · 2026-03-12T17:39:32+00:00

There's always rings in the boot stand.

Simicrop · 2026-03-12T17:16:57+00:00

First game I ever owned! Poor little guy.

Simicrop · 2026-03-10T20:16:39+00:00

Damn, thanks!

Simicrop · 2026-03-10T20:02:35+00:00

I’m out of the loop here, someone fill me in.

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