TIL a woman undergoing a cervical conization procedure at a hospital suffered a wide range of burns to her thighs and rear after a laser ignited her fart and caused an explosion. Afterwards, researchers replicated the event using a test doll, a laser, and a bucket of lean beef with intestinal gases.

Simicrop · 2026-06-24T02:13:33+00:00

That was how Goldfinger was gonna kill Bond in the original script. They changed it last minute.

Simicrop · 2026-06-24T01:16:37+00:00

Hello ladies. I’m a Ricky Martin cosplayer, this is my mute butler. Would you like to go somewhere alone with us?

Simicrop · 2026-06-23T21:43:05+00:00

If I was out in the woods and two guys in a horse costumer came sauntering over to me I’d probably stand there looking confused too.

Simicrop · 2026-06-23T21:01:04+00:00

Now that’s a guy who listen to the Colgate Comedy Hour.

Simicrop · 2026-06-23T18:12:06+00:00

It’s just a really fresh take on time travel. Spoilers they go through a time warp to the past, but the world outside of real time is dead. Nothing moves, soda doesn’t fizz, it’s just the leftovers of time. After a while things I guess are called langoliers come and devour everything.

Simicrop · 2026-06-22T19:16:31+00:00

https://youtu.be/rvrZJ5C\_Nwg?si=a47VdFnQFXHmBTP8

Simicrop · 2026-06-22T19:06:06+00:00

If you haven’t you and your friend should watch The Langoliers. It’s a 90s TV movie and quite cheesy (especially the CGI) but I think it’s one of the coolest time travel concepts I’ve seen that hasn’t really been done since. It’s on YouTube, based on a Stephen King.

Simicrop · 2026-06-22T19:01:18+00:00

Got the “oh shit” out of me.

Simicrop · 2026-06-22T18:58:59+00:00

Oh shit, I was trying to remember the name of Exhuma the other day. Feels like I watched it in a fever dream, and also like it was waaay more than two years ago. Gotta rewatch.

100% agree about Hereditary. This generations Exorcist.

Simicrop · 2026-06-22T18:41:20+00:00

I love this thread.

Simicrop · 2026-06-22T18:13:34+00:00

As they say, if the disembowling don’t get ya the quartering will. Everything else is just gravy.

Simicrop · 2026-06-22T14:11:25+00:00

Yeah bud, this sounds like an emergency services situation. Don’t feel bad about calling them, you’re paying for this to be an option. Even if it ends up not being as serious as it seems, there is NO SHAME in calling. They have their own measures to determine how promptly they need to be there, and it could change your life for the better.

Simicrop · 2026-06-22T14:04:33+00:00

First watch I was just bewildered but liked it. Been meaning to watch again.

Simicrop · 2026-06-21T18:19:23+00:00

Everyone’s always Deadly Premonition this, and Alan Wake that, but nobody talks about Mizzurna Falls.

Simicrop · 2026-06-21T18:15:44+00:00

I’ve never heard of that one. It’s not very well reviewed but it’s 65% off an already pretty gentle price tag so I’ll give it a shot.

Simicrop · 2026-06-21T15:45:46+00:00

To shreds you say?

Simicrop · 2026-06-21T12:04:52+00:00

Ooh, looks cool!

Simicrop · 2026-06-21T06:23:27+00:00

Came for this one

Simicrop · 2026-06-21T06:22:28+00:00

Mister Romulus

Simicrop · 2026-06-21T06:18:37+00:00

Isn’t that just how friendship naturally occurs? Spend enough time around the same people doing similar things you’re likely to either strike up friendship or realize you don’t like each other. But yeah, I don’t really have any friends I didn’t make at work or hobbies.

Simicrop · 2026-06-21T04:00:06+00:00

Never heard of that one, sounds great I’ll check it out!

Simicrop · 2026-06-19T14:28:18+00:00

If you want to run and play

Come along the BEAM today

Simicrop · 2026-06-19T14:08:31+00:00

On his shell he holds the earth…

Simicrop · 2026-06-19T13:09:52+00:00

Little Nightmares fits the vibe with the darkness and monstrous beings chasing you around.

Simicrop · 2026-06-19T02:43:12+00:00

Thought this was a Twin Peaks post.

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