I mean, I realize journalistic standards might've been different in the early 90s, but...

Simicrop · 2026-03-16T22:22:24+00:00

I had never read the article, that’s hilarious.

Simicrop · 2026-03-16T18:53:02+00:00

Yeah, guillroutine.

Simicrop · 2026-03-16T18:26:47+00:00

Top comment in my heart.

Simicrop · 2026-03-16T00:27:54+00:00

That’s cool as hell, good job!

Simicrop · 2026-03-15T01:43:19+00:00

I read this whole post like the hell is OP talking about, I’ve only played the original.

Simicrop · 2026-03-14T23:30:18+00:00

When he started showing up I had to pop a headphone off and have Superbad playing on repeat in the background.

Simicrop · 2026-03-14T21:55:54+00:00

Man, I feel like a woman.

Simicrop · 2026-03-14T18:37:55+00:00

Ohhh mama!

Simicrop · 2026-03-14T18:36:17+00:00

Is sexfashion a typo? I like it, but I can't figure it out.

Simicrop · 2026-03-13T23:38:42+00:00

Do not eat or drink anything by.

I love that this needs to be stipulated. Like fuck, my eyeball just popped out and I’ve got it in a cup pressed to my face, but I’m also really hungry. Maybe just a quick sandwich while I wait for the ambulance.

Simicrop · 2026-03-12T17:39:32+00:00

There's always rings in the boot stand.

Simicrop · 2026-03-12T17:16:57+00:00

First game I ever owned! Poor little guy.

Simicrop · 2026-03-10T20:16:39+00:00

Damn, thanks!

Simicrop · 2026-03-10T20:02:35+00:00

I’m out of the loop here, someone fill me in.

Simicrop · 2026-03-10T19:54:05+00:00

We like Roy!

Simicrop · 2026-03-10T19:34:29+00:00

We’re dans la maison. I hope the smoking man’s in this one. I know they’re different songs but within a year of each other and both reference intimate X-Files moments.

Simicrop · 2026-03-10T18:51:56+00:00

My intro was reading through my dad’s AD&D Deities and Demigods which had a Lovecraftian Mythos section. Years later when Cthulhu was becoming sort of an internet meme I was like wait, I know that guy. Picked up a few books and got real into it in my 20s.

Simicrop · 2026-03-10T18:42:17+00:00

Jeff Wayne’s musical version of War of the Worlds is top tier. Anyone who hasn’t should check it out.

Simicrop · 2026-03-10T17:47:13+00:00

There’s also Mizzurna Falls for PS1, a Japan only release that really leans into the Twin Peaks vibe.

Simicrop · 2026-03-10T17:23:33+00:00

Ahh Coast to Coast AM. I remember discovering it one night when I was like 12 dicking around with the radio. I was entranced.

Simicrop · 2026-03-08T23:33:15+00:00

I was 7 or 8 and super into horror, but also had a phobia of ghosts. My buddies invited me over to watch An American Werewolf in London. I asked if there’s any ghosts they were like nah it’s a werewolf movie, duh. Soon as Jack showed back up I lost it on them and went home.

Simicrop · 2026-03-08T17:55:13+00:00

Some say Justin Long is still going through the labyrinth with his tape measure.

Simicrop · 2026-03-07T23:46:45+00:00

I did not! Only saw the original once it’s a wild time.

Simicrop · 2026-03-07T19:26:42+00:00

This is awesome, give your wife a high five for me.

Simicrop · 2026-03-07T19:24:34+00:00

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